#the things I would do 😩

[maniaredgrave]

24052023

Diavolo and Barbatos👀

[rainymoodlet]

ivory had the whim to “eat and learn an experimental dish”… so she invited her new friend eva out to the fountainview to do just that! 🥂 oh, yeah, and she ordered food, too 😏

[l3viat8an]

OMMMGGG HI RO 🙃

I have not been able to stop thinking about play fighting with Luci !!!!!!!!!!

LIKE IMAGINE AKSJDBSJ AHHHHHHHHH

*deep breath*

Ok so like imagine all the bros are outa the house and it's just you and Luci and he's in the kitchen doing a bit of cleaning and you sneak up behind up behind him to poke his side and he just brushes your hand away. And you try again and he just keeps brushing your hand away and it's like a little game.

But then he turns around to glare at you as if he's annoyed but for some stupid reason he cracks a smile and starts to chuckle as you continue to try and poke him. Your little game escalates until Luci is literally chasing you around the house and you're jumping from one hiding place to another trying not to get caught.

Then after some time you turn the tables on him, tackling him and knocking him backwards onto the couch obviously because he let you, there ain't no way you would have overpowered him lmao (he's a softie for his lil mc)

He's pretending to try and get free, groaning about how you're 'too strong' or 'too cunning' and that's when the bros come home to find Luci writhing underneath you and you on top of him giggling mischievously. And they all just stand there like (°o°)

It takes a hot minute for Luci to notice and when he does he swiftly lifts you off of him, clears his throat and heads to the kitchen to start dinner

Nsfw alternative - The bros come back and catch you grinding on top of Luci who's all flustered and still pretending like you 'caught him' (spoiler: he didn't know the bros were there for a hot minute. He only found out they were standing there when Beel's stomach growled)

(side note: this is a poly!OM bros hc, I just wasn't sure if that's relevant lmaooo)

~🍒

OMG HIII 🍒!!!

This is so perfect I can’t omgdjgs

And even better!! Imagine Lucifer letting out extra little groan and gasps when he’s underneath you~

Like you’ve actually got him pinned down and he can’t get away XD (it’s all for dramatic effect lol he’s gotta be soft ‘n sweet to his human <3)

Either way the other find you two the teasing at dinner is going to be horrible!!!

The other boys are all so jealous that Lucifer got pinned down by you and not one of them-

It’s just not fair!! So they’re all going to go on ‘n on about how ‘The big bad Lucifer got beaten up by a human!’ ‘And just think about how great he used to be.’ ‘It must be the old age gettin’ to him’ you get the idea-

(and then to really rub it in Lucifer takes you back to his room and keeps you all to himself for the whole night~ that’ll teach the others not to tease him ;))

[mayasdeluca]

Still on such a high from that episode but feeling scared about two things that may happen now…

Between Maya expressing her concerns to Ben about it feeling impossible to do the job with Carina and Liam at home and Maya telling Andy she felt guilty she wasn’t at home with them to now Maya being the one to express the fear that she will die on the job and leave Carina alone to raise Liam (as opposed to Carina voicing this fear even if she obviously has it also) I’m starting to fear that maybe they are setting it up that Maya isn’t going to be a firefighter anymore at the end of it and maybe that article wasn’t so clickbait-y after all 😩 And especially if she sees whatever happens to Ben (and Beckett maybe?) on the call next episode first hand…

And while I’m glad that Carina brought up IVF again now I can’t help but wonder if that is the difficult news that Maya helps her navigate next episode?? They’re really going to have her find out she can’t have kids aren’t they? 😭

[entirelytoooobsessed]

puppyboy yuuji my love<3

[morganrat]

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[cleric4vampire]

aune just healed astarion and said, “I’ll kiss it better later”… excuse me

sobbing but also jumping off the walls but also giggling and kicking my feet

[megamindsecretlair]

Hey 👋🏾, are you taking any Stunna requests? I’ve been daydreaming about him lately 👀 lol

Hey beautiful 😍

Daydreaming you say 👀👀 and yes, I am. What you thinkin bout 👀

I daydream about that man too 😩😩😩 I have a mini husband fic series and a corruption one. I'm thinking ...virgin reader 😈

[mollysails]

and if i went crazy and started translating and adapting the entirety of the beetlejuice musical to spanish, with changes to the jokes that would make sense within the pop culture…

what then

[lycanr0t]

thinking about laios' forever hunger and sometimes it hits me in a really intense way that i was starving for like 4 years and people who have not gone hungry for extended periods of time do not really. get what that does to you

[whentherewerebicycles]

periodically I start getting kinda stressed about not having enough “me time” after I have a baby. this is fair but also I currently spend the majority of my “me time” switching mindlessly between the same three apps looking at content I’ve already looked at, so

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

the way mike is like “no pineapple on pizza is wrong don’t listen to him el” and el has no reference for societal constructs of queerness liking fruit on pizza and homophobia ‘pizza with fruit is horrible and weird’ mindsets and so trying it and saying ‘it’s good!’ with wide eyes (i see u lesbian) and argyle nodding supportively like the queer mentor pizza guru he is and then gay plotting with el to get mike to try the “fruity pizza” saying “try before you deny” suggesting that mike hasn’t even tried exploring his sexuality fruity pizza he’s just accepted that it’s bad because that’s what society other pizza eaters have told him and he has avoided his sexuality fruity pizza because of it

is something so personal to me

[theflyingfeeling]

fanfic rambling in the tags, nothing interesting really, just me talking to myself lol, okay to ignore or read as you please ✨

[applecherry108]

Having a mutual put the Beloved Franchise on my dash made me wanna redraw this thing from college. Not sure what’s more shocking, that this year is the 25th anniversary of Adventure or the fact that I originally drew this 14 years ago. 😳

[cloudbells]

I'm sorry I gave everyone the impression that I was gonna be active allie when I first joined this fandom 😔🙏🏿 I planned on it but I should have warned the masses that my life often loves to backhand me away from my interest.

[schrodingerspsycho]

I would make so many video edits if I knew how to get footage of my shows