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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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(sitting cutely and kicking my legs, covered in gore and blood) omg that was so cool babe can you dismember that guy again

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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i got one of those fancy laptop things with a touchscreen so i dont have to draw on my phone anymore yay

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i never write relationships from the perspective of "wouldn't it be romantic if..." i just come up with elaborate psychological warfare and observe how the participants respond to it like lab rats or perhaps cultures grown in a petri dish

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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person

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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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Eepy sleeby

"And when's the last time you slept?"

"Nightmares again?"

"I saw you yawning."

"Let me grab a blanket."

"You have to rest."

"I know, I know, it's hard. Just ... lay down, close your eyes. Please?"

"Did you fall asleep at work again?"

"I just want a nap."

"It's cold, and I don't want to get up."

"Noooo the blanket is waaaarm."

"I'm up, I'm up... okay, I'm not up."

"mmnhooo im .. mm"

"Knock it off, you're drooling on me."

"I'm just ... so tired..."

"I'm comfy, I'm cozy, I'm not getting up and you can't make me!"

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Agate, Fluorite and Rutile Quartz for Dayton!

Agate: What or who will your muse protect with their life?

1 have my d1sagreements w1th Capta1n Ella1r, but desp1te them, 1 bel1eve h1m to be a tr0ll of str0ng and n0ble 1f f00l1sh amb1t10ns. 1 f0r 0ne w1ll n0t be the 0ne t0 snuff them 0ut.

Fluorite: Are they able to concentrate easily no matter where they are, or do they need a quiet space with little distracts?

Wh1le the peace and qu1et 0f the lab is preferable, a g00d eng1neer kn0ws h0w t0 1mpr0v1se 1n any space.

Rutile Quartz: Do they have a habit of looking for the source of a problem? Are they the type to attempt to solve it if they’re able, or do they try to avoid it?

Why w0uld 1 n0t try t0 f1x s0meth1ng 1 see as br0ken?

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Gemstone Headcanons

Another set of questions aligned to gemstones to help develop characters! Send in some gemstones to learn more about the muse(s)!

Agate: What or who will your muse protect with their life?

Amazonite: How do they go about comforting or calming down others? Are they good at it?

Amethyst: Do they have a good intuition? If so, do they typically heed it or not?

Apatite: Do they find it easy to communicate with new people, or do they avoid it as much as possible?

Aquamarine: How insightful are they?

Aventurine: Are they the opportunistic sort, or do they typically let chances slip by?

Blue Topaz: Are they the courageous sort? Do they find they can overcome obstacles in their way with relative ease?

Cat’s Eye: What sorts of things soothes them when they’re worked up?

Chalcedony: How do they consider their allies in regards to themself? Do they reach out to them, or do they typically keep to themself?

Citrine: How open are they to new ideas or cultures?

Diamond: Do they find themselves getting sick often or do they have a relatively strong immune system?

Diopside: Are they a creative person in any way? How so?

Emerald: Do they suffer from any sort of mental illness?

Fluorite: Are they able to concentrate easily no matter where they are, or do they need a quiet space with little distracts?

Garnet: What are they most passionate about and who are they most devoted to?

Iolite: Are they financially responsible or do they tend to blow their money as soon as they have it?

Jade: What are their opinions on luck? Do they believe in it?

Jasper: What do they typically do to relax?

Kyanite: What is their temper like?

Lapis Lazuli: How aware are they of others and of their surroundings?

Moonstone: What inspires them? Why?

Onyx: How do they handle hostility from others, whether verbally or physically?

Opal: Are they the emotional sort?

Peridot: Are they open to new growth and change in any way, or are they resistant to it?

Prehnite: Do they find it easy to recall their dreams or do they hardly remember them?

Rose Quartz: Do they typically hold grudges? Are they the type to compromise as best they can during a conflict?

Ruby: Do they typically keep their heart on their sleeve?

Rutile Quartz: Do they have a habit of looking for the source of a problem? Are they the type to attempt to solve it if they’re able, or do they try to avoid it?

Sapphire: What makes them happiest? Is there a reason why?

Smoky Quartz: How is their physical endurance? Are they the active sort of person or not?

Spinel: Are they a worry-wort or are they carefree?

Tanzanite: Do they heal quickly or do bruises and cuts tend to heal slowly?

Tiger’s Eye: Are they self-confident or wracked with doubt?

Topaz: Are they the type to cheer on others or do they prefer to be center stage?

Tourmaline: Are they the understanding sort or do they have trouble connecting with others?

Turquoise: Do they strive for success or do they typically prefer to go with the flow?

Zircon: How wise are they?

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OC fact swap.

Send me a fact about your OC and I’ll answer with a relevant fact about mine. I want to learn about your OCs.

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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

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happy 4/13!!! i uploaded the wrong png lmao anyways, it's been like 5 years since i've drawn my first born (last time was 2020!!! woaw)

baby gorl

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