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Oh shit did Viv confirm Jesus' voice actor for season 2??? I must have missed an episode.
Damn, that was a long ass hiatus...
Oh well!

Have you met Jesus before falling to hell? If so, how is he as a person?
Soooo......
About that.......
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

It appears the universes around the Lutualverse are falling into madness. Niffty HH is yelling at Peter for the name of god. Vox is still upset at Daria that he doesn’t have a wiki page. And OCs are popping up out of nowhere.
What say you, Deadpool?
THAT NIFFTY BITCH BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF OF MY MAN

@ask-peter
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It appears the universes around the Lutualverse are falling into madness. Niffty HH is yelling at Peter for the name of god. Vox is still upset at Daria that he doesn’t have a wiki page. And OCs are popping up out of nowhere.
What say you, Deadpool?
THAT NIFFTY BITCH BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF OF MY MAN

@ask-peter
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I like you. You will be spared once I destroy the universe. 😈
@joyer-is-joy
Evil Joy? Don't mind if I do.

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... Too much?


The Powers That Be didn't give me a raise but they gave me a paid vacation day.
At least I'll be away from any possible head-inducing work incidents here at the beach.
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Sorry folks! Amazon has yet to nail down a voice actress for the role, so for the foreseeable future our great queen Lilith will have no speaking lines. It's for the best. (Also that chair looks comfy, scoot over Ariel)
LILITH?!?!! LILITH IS IT REALLY YOU?!?!!? WTF COME HOME
Ahem...
I mean, greetings... Former spouse.
- @ask-the-king-of-hell

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Thanks pookie
Greetings Princess Charlie…
I have come up to this… establishment of yours, to ask for a question…
The question is, what is your personal opinion on each of the hotel’s staff? For example: Angel, Alastor, Vaggie, Husk? You know, those people? What is your personal opinion on each? And also, have a nice day princess, I believe in your hotel and I know it can work. GET THOSE SINNERS REDEEMED WOO!
Oh um, well, I'll start with Angel. He has a good heart, he's just a little rough around the edges.
Husk is hard to read, but ultimately I think he is a good listener and can be pretty wise at times.
@official-alastor is helpful in so many ways, and I trust that he'll one day believe in redemption, we wouldn't have made it through the battle without his help either.
As for @ask-vaggie what couldn't I say about her? She's inspiring, she's always there for me, and she's been the one person I can depend on 100% throughout all of this.-🌈
(Had to plug my fave Alastor account :3 -💜)
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Oh, I'm not fucking off. I'm fucking you.

Come and get it, tiger~ ❤
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Why can't Adam love me like this? When is it my turn???

Toxic old man yaoi is great and all, but sometimes you just need to feel cherished in a way only a sapphic demon princess could make you feel. 💔 #brokenheart #lovemeback #theresaheartbehindthissexyass
Greetings Princess Charlie…
I have come up to this… establishment of yours, to ask for a question…
The question is, what is your personal opinion on each of the hotel’s staff? For example: Angel, Alastor, Vaggie, Husk? You know, those people? What is your personal opinion on each? And also, have a nice day princess, I believe in your hotel and I know it can work. GET THOSE SINNERS REDEEMED WOO!
Oh um, well, I'll start with Angel. He has a good heart, he's just a little rough around the edges.
Husk is hard to read, but ultimately I think he is a good listener and can be pretty wise at times.
@official-alastor is helpful in so many ways, and I trust that he'll one day believe in redemption, we wouldn't have made it through the battle without his help either.
As for @ask-vaggie what couldn't I say about her? She's inspiring, she's always there for me, and she's been the one person I can depend on 100% throughout all of this.-🌈
(Had to plug my fave Alastor account :3 -💜)
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Ooh! Ooh! Me next, mommy!!

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Come home Spidey 🥺🥺🥺 the kids miss you

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Oh, what's this? Unaddressed religious trauma causing violent internalized homophobia?

How'd you know that was just my type???
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Pump the hate breaks, Italiano! I'm only here to tame my raging curiosity boner!!

I'm a Salad shipper tho, so I'll take a step back (look at the p0 rn art @joyerisjoy drew of her for confirmation). Love is love!!
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Peter?? Your last name wouldn't happen to be Parker, would it...?

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Can I see the tentacles for science?

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Adam, is it? Can I call you Dadam? Or does just Daddy work for you?
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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Hmmm... No... But you might catch various STDs!

(Especially if I get ahold of this so-called Dickmaster™)
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
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