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For those that missed my post in the middle of the night, I'm remaking this blog. Both in honor of my two year anniversary playing Weasel, and because this blog has been struggling for activity for months and I feel like a fresh start will do me good.

The only plots that will be carried over are the Yeaselwacket and Friends with Detriments AUs.

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OOC: In light of several occasions, I'm remaking this blog. (again) Same url. The only plot that's carrying over is the yeaselwacket, and friends with dentriments verses (because they're the only active verses).

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OOC:// NO ONE'S AWAKE FOR ME TO SCREAM AT. I JUST SAW THE DEADPOOL MOVIE TEST FOOTAGE AND IT'S EVERYTHING LIEFELD SAID IT WAS AND MORE. PRAISE DEER GOD. whY ISN'T THIS A MOVIE YET.

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Shout out to original character roleplayers! This is a brand new blog made in the hopes of promoting all your darlings! All you have to do is submit a little form and we do the rest of the work for ya!

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i really like (love) weasel from the deadpool comics but he never wore his cheesy costume from the circle chase again, so i kinda wanted to bring that back

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this looks signifigant

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She had a point. A very good point, but still. Something in Weasel still felt wrong about leaving Wade even as abusive as he was. Still avoiding giving his opinion, he would say "He took out an entire HYDRA base in order to get me. Even after I joined them." in the hopes that she'd back down, despite the futility of trying.

Not the Future I Hoped For {M!A Toddler for a Week}

      She wasn’t going to argue the point about Weasel’s name anymore at the moment, but she wasn’t going to stop calling him Jack, either. “AIM’s not just someone,” she said. “Even Deadpool can’t stop an idea. Besides, I’ve had dealings with him before. We can manage.” She shrugged it off, then looked intensely into Weasel’s eyes. “But I’m not asking for Deadpool’s opinion. I’m asking you.”

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Over the years, Weasel had grown quite accustomed to that tone of dark friendliness, and along the way he stopped trying to fight it, even if the person talking was nearly a stranger. "Only as long as you're paying." Weasel replied, his tone friendly, but by no means reflecting any sort of excitement about the prospect.

      “Oh, I will.” He smiled. “We should get drinks sometime; no reason for this to be a strictly business relationship.” He spoke with the sort of friendliness that suggested Weasel didn’t have much of a say in this.

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Weasel was a bit surprised at how easily Justin backed down after that, but he figured it was best not to question it. At least he wasn't going to be stuck in a room while a guy tortured and murdered someone else. "Right, keep in touch."

      “Ah.” Justin sounded like he suddenly understood a great deal about Weasel. He smirked a little, then patted Weasel’s shoulder. “We’ll talk more in the future.”

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It's bullshit like this that really grinds my gears and further encourages me to become a comic book writer. Like it's so irritating. These aren't things that are really hard to research either. I can maybe let the chimichanga thing slide (that fucking dumbass joke has permeated the fandom so much, and it's not really denied a lot), but the pregnant lady part is just so completely inexcusable.

Like, it's not just the fact that Wade is against harming children. That's a big part in it, but also because Wade doesn't treat women like trash in the first place. If they deserve it, he'll punch 'em upside the head, but if it's just some random citizen he wouldn't justify hurting them.

Wade might be careless and destructive, but he'd never justify hurting someone on a singular basis like that unless they deserved it. It's shitty writing like this that make people think Deadpool is a villain rather than an anti-hero, and it's bullshit.

I'm so desperate to see my favorite Deadpool characters in comics that I obsessed over a little itty bitty Weas in a single panel, but with the way writers treat Deadpool, and his comics I honestly don't want anyone to touch them with a ten foot pole. Which makes me a gross combination of mad and sad.

Deadpool Annual #2's Preview being wildly inconsistent with stuff which came before

[Cut because this gonna get long.]

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I quit. I give up on all comics except Astro City. Good day.

Deadpool Annual #2's Preview being wildly inconsistent with stuff which came before

Deadpool Annual #2

Cable & Deadpool #13

Deadpool Annual #2

Deadpool #68 + Uncanny X-Force #5

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"Does a tic ever get tired of getting food without having to move?" He retorted. "I'm happy where I am. I get paid with minimal effort, and do something I love. What's the shame in that?"

      “Mm.” Justin looked Weasel over and shook his head. “Doesn’t really sound like friendship, then, does it. Don’t you ever get tired of feeling weak and powerless?”

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"We're still friends because he won't let me leave." Weasel sighed with a slightly irritated undertone. "Look, I'm not going. You can run along and do your torture thing, and I'll do my thing."

      Justin chuckled a little at the image. “Please. You wouldn’t stay friends with him if that sort of display didn’t excite you at least a little.”

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So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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"Yeah sure." he shrugged, cleaning up the mess with minimal effort before flopping on the couch, and switching on the TV.

      He nodded. “Wanna watch TV and stuff in the mean time?”