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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again
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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.
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Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic
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Fuckin raccoon ‼️💥🗣💥🗣💥‼️💥🗣💥‼️💥‼️💥🗣💥🗣💥💥‼️💥🗣‼️
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WAIT LITTLE GUY DONT GO JNTO THE ATOM DESTABILISER
OH GOD LITTLE GUY NO
😔😭😭

Aw! Look! It’s a little guy :)
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The spectra wedding outfit.
Black on black
I was kinda worried about. Ya know. Wearing black to a wedding but uh…
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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Th…. The fish brothers?
more breaking bad penguins. big conflicts with the owner of Los Pescados Hermanos
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