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[dean-is-watching]

This picture. T H I S P I C T U R E

I dont know HOW or WHY someone saw a picture of Putin on a horse or something and was just like

"Yeh thats cool and all... but why not on a Ritz cracker instead?"

Like???

Iloveitsomuch- but w h a t???

And- like-

The only thing thats moving is the background.

So you yourself have to decide whether Putin is riding a Ritz cracker thats just levitating over the air and thats just how its traveling.

OR

He's riding on a Ritz cracker that is spinning faster than the speed of light so it just gives off the illusion that him and his steed arent spinning at all, and in reality he is driving so fast that he could rip through space and time itself.

Yet he only graces us with this single photo of him riding Ritz cracker back in our one punny dimension while he is traveling through seven every second.

I hate this.

I hate everything about this.

Why am I c r y i n g?

[dean-is-watching]

cha cha real smooth

bring it back now ya’ll 

*loud thump sounds as my dead corpse drops from ten feet in the air*

[dean-is-watching]

Swiper: "You cant defeat me nOW Dora! Cause today I'm going to be swipping..." *pulls out gun* "Y o u r l i f e."

Dora: *deep man voice* "Heh. Jokes on you SWIPER! I had a back up plan of my own!"

Swiper: *eyes widen in shock and horror* "Na-nani!?"

Dora: *lifts up hand her palm open and facing Swiper* "SNIPER NO SNIPING!"

Swiper: "GAH!" *combusts into flames*

[dean-is-watching]

Thank u.

reminder that theres a song on the doom eternal soundtrack with no guitars in it but instead a chainsaw ran through a compressor. a fucking chainsaw 

[dean-is-watching]

Any of my friends: 'im gonna do this art thing!'

Me: 'Omg YEs Yes I wiLl LoVE It😭😭👏👏💟💝💞❣💞'

Any of my friends: 'its not a set in stone thing tho...'

Me: ᶜ̷͚͈̯̻͋͒̃ᵒ̴̢̡̫̬̱͑̊͌̅͆̎͘̚͠ʷ̸͈̞͑̍̿̈̍͒̄ᵃ̴̰͂̇̚ʳ̴̪͓̳̦̘̥̭̑̏̅̎ͅᵈ̶̢̲̺̜͇̖͉̿ I̷͍̓̅̓̊̊ ̵̧̢̳͍̬̔͗͆͗̌̌͒̈̚w̸̗̓́̈̽̀͊̌͌͠ͅỉ̵͉͍̑̌͗̔͒̈́̀̕͠l̷̢̧̲̝̪̺͙̘̒̔̂̈́̓̅̚l̴̡̠̲̿̀ ̷̡̼̳̒͛́̕Ď̴͈̫̅̅̃́͗́̈̃͝È̷̎͆̅̓̇͘͜͠͝Ş̷̣͚͎̞͎͎͊̓͠T̷̛͔̠̄͜Ȑ̷̨̑̾͋̀́O̵̺̭͈̹̱͔̔̈́́͆̇̽͘̕Ỵ̷̧̢͈͔̙̜͎̙́ ̸̧͖̼̞̟̖͚̪̓̓̊̌̑̋̚̚u̴̓̒͂̿̈́̃̓͂̕͜r̸͇̍̑̿͌͊̓ ̶̡̛͎̊͑̀̐́͗̈́͠͠E̴̢͉̝̳͖̰̺̹̤͆̑͊̂̍̄̐̿ͅN̸̼͗Ţ̵͖̗̲̭̓̀Į̴͙̦͈̺̜͗͑͒͂̿̎̉̕̚Ṛ̶̘͎̯̐Ȩ̸͉̝̲̻͖̹̼̜̌͋̇̈́ͅ ̵̨̯͍̤̞̥̩̊̇̋̓B̸̨͔͎̟͙͛̅͗̓̓L̴̡͔̞̟̬̗͈̱͑̀̎̄͋͑Ô̵͓̙͍̍̎̏̒̄̒͠Ò̵͔̬͔̣̞͙̭̼͖̓̅͋͑̀́͝D̷̦͇̝̼̘̪͌̾̒̅̓̉̾͊̚͘L̵̨̢̩̗̝͖͖̩̣͍̒̍̂͒̀̕͠I̶̡͎͓̳̬͊̽̈́̿͊̅N̶̨̬͎͙̯̘̻̤̽̚͜Ē̸̡̻͕̹̥̆

[dean-is-watching]

do u ever feel like u don't want to go to sleep cause then u’ll have to go to school tomorrow and u feel like u could be doing much more productive things than sleeping and wasting ur time in a classroom but at the same time u know u need education and ur not sick so u cant just stay home and ur also super tired but at the same time u just don't wanna sleep and then everything is just this never-ending cycle of confusion and frustration????

[dean-is-watching]

this is too powerful 

hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

[dean-is-watching]

neil in book 1: I am just here for the exy. I only care about the exy. Exy!!! EXY. Under no circumstances do I want any lasting connections or memories. Friendships? Dangerous, absolutely not. This entire team is a clusterfuck and I do not want to give them my emotions or time. Please ignore my overall existence. I do not understand why this team wants to hang out outside of Exy. What is “Fun”? I don’t want it. And for gods sake, keep me FAR away from that camera. I will literally, die, if I show my face anywhere in public that is not the Exy court. I’m fine. I’m FINE. @ the foxes can you y’all stop being nice to me I AM HERE FOR EXY ONLY 

neil in book 3: Seeing as how I’m gonna die anyway, while I’m here I may as well fix this team and these idiot twins because they’re all my family and I think I have emotions for them I’ve never had before…and go on a vacation with them because I didn’t realize people were allowed to do that. #YOLO gonna also make out with this guy I have No Feelings for. Exy is great and all but have you ever been kissed like the world stopped and ended with your mouth? hm yeah it’s really Something Else and Oh is that a camera? Let me just–FUCK YOU, RIKO!!! dID YOU HEAR ME?? piece of SHIT. @ the foxes maan have I ever mentioned I would die for y’all. #foxfamily4life

[dean-is-watching]

Matt: I don't eat salmon, it's too orange. I don't eat anything orange.

Matt: Except for oranges, because they admit that they're orange.

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i never realized how good water tasted until it'd been an entire week without it and now im on the brink of dehydration. yah feel me?

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As long as Hector lived he could not die.

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Me: *exists*

My brain: *confusion intensifies*

[dean-is-watching]

love… is stored in the cat

[dean-is-watching]

why play with fire if you’re never willing to burn?

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David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[dean-is-watching]

☹

catch me while i fall [from grace]

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I live in America... but still...

reblog to delete america