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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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Wow, this dude has been through hell. He's suffered so much.

I kinda wanna bang him up against a wall like a whore.

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time to bring back a classic.

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"