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replace the makeup industry with wearing medieval cloaks

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Did I miss anyone?

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y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

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I love how some people seems to think Ephemera is secretly evil-succumb to darkness-related to Xehanort -type of character just because he have a silver hair lol. Can’t blame you, I thought the same when the first time seeing Ephemer, silver hair character are always look suspicious in every kingdom hearts xD

thank god he’s still a nice character (at least for now)

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Ven is the Avatar Sleeping in stasis for a long ass time Wind element Ven is Aang holy shit

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Me: God, I'm stressed! Time for some video games!

Me: *plays games where the moon is falling and I need to hurry the fuck up, I have to find food and kill giant bugs before my crew dies of starvation, I play grafitti-spreading rollerblading teens getting bombarded with police brutality, and I play a persona/avatar with a magical key despite knowing damn well that in this canon I'm heading into a war and will get my ass handed to me on a platter in it and likely die*

Me: So relaxing...

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Roxas: I can assure you, you're perfectly sane.

Sora: I'm talking with a voice in my head.

Roxas: I didn't said you were normal. I said you were sane.

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of seto kaiba when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse seto kaiba and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

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if Adrien wasn't so oblivious to Marinette's crush on him

Marinette: *is breathing really heavy around Adrien*

Adrien: is that ADRIEN-aline pumping through your veins?

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Me: *shows person character*

Person: Who's that?

Me: ...

Person: ...

Me: It's (Character name)...

Person: What are they like? Why do you like them?

Friends: NOOOO

Family: NOOOO

Everyone: NOOOOO

Me: *chuckles evilly* Where do I begin?

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Disney Princesses as sloths.

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