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The post under ya welcomin me is real concerning.

You wanna elaborate on that?

Anyways, indeed I have come home. And I am 2 steps from tripping on my feet and face planting into a pillow.

Uh... No comment on that other post...

Anyway, welcome home. Don't create too much of a mess.

Or do. We don't really care.

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so... like... what's the deal with you two? you friends, or...?

We're engaged.

Still waiting for you to want to plan that wedding...

...Dave, not now...

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Fathers...

Look...

Its me........

Your very first child,,,,,,,

CHILD!

You've come home!

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So since Dave likes Kebabs does that mean that he likes a special tangerine meat kebob (hint hint nudge nudge)

...I'm trans so I don't-

Y-You know what... Nevermind...

Heh, maybe not that. But there is this special salad dressing that I like.

DAVE!

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Its mot gay on gay month,,

Indeed.

The typo makes this funnier.

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Do you remember how much family members do you have and who are they? If, yes, list them.

Honestly, we've adopted a lot of kids and other family members. It's hard to keep track.

But, that doesn't mean we're not ignoring ya! We're just two busy dads with an overflowing house!

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favorite kebab type VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!

Hmmm... That's hard...

Because Dave will take forever to answer, I'll tell you.

He will eat literally anything if it is a kebab.

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It is pride month, Davesport. You know what that means.

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OOC POST

Just a funny little meme I made on my main blog. Thought I'd share it here to reach more people.

The Straights: "Stop sexualizing children, and forcing your gay agenda on them!"

Also the Straights:

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well, theyre alive but that doesnt mean nothing interestin happened. any good drama happen while we werent bein updated?

WEDDING PLANNIN'!

Dave... Don't just... *sigh*

I'm kidding... Mostly.

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Dads, I have fans now to UvU. You missed it. I even have on an other blog now by an other artists....tho...that's Windy is VERY crazy. Almost killed me. She has somekind of problem.

Woah! You're famous! Sportsy, we have a famous child!

Congrats! Hope you're having fun with what you're doing!

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Oh, okay! You're not dead. Relief, I could be held responsible cause... well, never mind that! Yay, you're alive, joyous you didn't disintegrate. Whatya been up to then?

It's been as chaotic as always.

Yep! We've missed responding to all the messages that you all have sent us, so we're glad we're finally getting back to it!

Of course, this doesn't mean we're demanding everyone to send us messages. If you have something to ask or say, you can. Dave and I have waited a while to respond to the messages in our inbox, so it's not like it's going to bother us.

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OPINION ON THE GLORIOUS BAND CAR SEAT HEADREST? (HE HEAD ON MY REST TILL I CAR SEAT)

Sometimes it feels like our followers are just sending us gibberish...

OOOH! I SHOULD GET A CAR!

I don't trust you in a driver's seat...

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Welp, been... How long is five weeks hold on... a month and five days. I'm calling it right here, R.I.P Jack Sparrow and David Tennant </3 Death finally caught up to them for reals 😔 Proper funeral will be held once my back stops hurting like a fucking old man (Hai Claire this is not a diss to you I know you've been busy!!!!)

OOC: Yeah, sorry everyone! I've been busy with uni and stuff. I'm going to try and focus more on this blog now that I'm on a break for a few weeks.

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How much you two are dirty minded?

You're really asking him that?

What? I'm not that bad...

Hmm... What's your favourite number?

69.

And, there's your answer.

They asked both of us...

So?

First thing that comes to your mind.

...Did you have to say that...?

Answer the question.

...I hate you.

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hello jack sparrow and david bowie

whats one really stupid thing you wish you did when you were alive

Um... I don't think that I have one...

I completed my bucket list over a thousand times!

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U like my fit??

I'm concerned...