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i actually don’t give a fuck that transvestigation laws “will end up impacting cis women too” it should be enough that they impact trans women. you should care about that on its own actually.

[dearchloe]

So you’re my baby sitter huh? *cough cough* you look like a teenage push over. Huh? No I didn’t say anything. We’re going to have a great time I behave like an angel. And there’s no way I’d get you in any sort of trouble with my Dad…

[dearchloe]

M&S AND Pret? You're truly living the high life!

Belated welcome to the (correct) side of the pond 💕

Not to be a creepy creep, but where in europe are you traveling? I am so hyped for you little man and I hope you enjoy all the cultures and sights and food!

No worries about being a creepy creep ☺️

Started out in Germany, then went to Switzerland, now am in the UK!

For me it was more about the actual flying… I looooove flying. Now than I’m here I’m just chilling eating as much yummy food I can until I go back home 😊

[dearchloe]

summer school week iii

Dear Caregiver,

With apologies for this week's assignment being a little late (but teachers need holidays too, you know!), please find enclosed our worksheet! I'm so glad to see that some of your little ones have been filling out their homework and sending it back, and all answer sheets will be provided at the end of the summer. We understand that travel and family time may mean that they can't get the work done regularly every week, so we're allowing until the end of the summer to give everyone a chance! Those who get the top marks might even win a special prize...

The topic this week is Science, which is a really big subject and a really important one, even if it's not my specialism! We want to help your little ones learn all about the world around them and how things work. Don't worry, there aren't too many messy or scary experiments. This is all about different ways of thinking and being able to connect cause and effect.

As ever, I'm always available if you have any questions. Happy Tuesday!

Yours,

— Miss Chloe.

science worksheet

questions for little ones

Millie and Molly both have baby sunflower plants. Millie puts hers in a cupboard, and Molly puts hers on a windowsill. Which one will grow better?

Millie says "Animals with fur normally don't lay eggs". Is she right?

Molly is playing with her dollies. She wants to make a dollhouse for them. Why should she not use jelly to make the house?

It is the middle of winter. Millie wants to go outside in just her nappy. Is this a good idea? Why, or why not?

It is bathtime for Millie and Molly. Millie has a paper boat and Molly has a plastic boat. Whose boat will float for longer? Why?

questions for middle ones

Millie and Molly have a friend called Kara. Kara has just started nursing from her Mummy. Kara's Mummy's milk contains lots of protein, but not many carbohydrates and not much fat. Millie and Molly have been nursing from their Mummy for a long time. Their Mummy's milk contains less protein, but more carbohydrates and fat. Explain why.

Millie and Molly wear Nappy A in the daytime. At night, they wear Nappy B. Mummy changes Millie and Molly more during the day than she does during the night. Nappy B has a wrinkly inside, while Nappy A has a flatter inside. Explain why.

Molly uses a bouncer. The bouncer lets her hang from the ceiling using springs. When her feet are on the floor, the springs are at their most stretched. Just before she takes her feet off the floor, the springs have an extension of 2m. Molly's mass is 45kg and the spring constant of the springs is 50 N/m. Calculate the speed of Molly's bounce when she takes her feet off the floor.

When Millie first goes tinkle, the wee-wee in her nappy is 37 degrees Celsius. Ten minutes later, the wee-wee is 33 degrees Celsius. Molly wears a different kind of nappy. Ten minutes after Molly goes tinkle, her wee-wee is 32 degrees Celsius. Identify a) the independent variable, b) the dependent variable, c) the likely control variable/s, and d) any weaknesses in this experiment.

Millie and Molly wear disposable nappies. Their friend Zara wears cloth nappies. Discuss the impact on the environment of each of these options. Consider social and economic factors in your answer.

this week's reading

for little ones: The Gruffalo

for middle ones: Mr Stink

extra challenge

Real scientists design their own experiments to answer questions! See if you can come up with a way to answer this question:

Does what I drink have any effect on how much I tinkle?

Think about how you could find this out. Remember to consider the equipment you need, how you will record your results, and what other things you need to make sure that you keep the same to create a fair experiment.

[dearchloe]

Affirmations, mantras, whatever you call positive little statements. They are important. They help boost your subconscious and self esteem. As I utilize them lately for my self esteem, here's some I think might help you babies.

"I am loved, wanted, and appreciated."

"Never growing up is best for me."

"My grownup's rules are a sign that I am loved."

"Colors and shapes are too hard for me, and that's okay."

"It's okay if the world is too big for me. I'm still exploring it."

"It's okay if I have tantrums or big feelings. Babies have trouble with emotions. It's perfectly fine for me to."

"Needing a grownup to keep me safe is okay. I just need more help. Help is okay."

And just a bonus for you littler ones:

"Goo goo gaga."

"Ababa ba buhbbaba."

"Buhbuhbba gaga googa."

[dearchloe]

You don’t mind if I skip the pajama pants. Right?

[dearchloe]

I love teasing like 'aren't you a bit old for diapers?', or even talking about someone to their caregiver like 'isn't she a bit old for diapers?' because that's something you say about like, a five-year-old, not an adult, so you can call attention to how embarrassing it is someone is still in diapers at their age while still talking to them like a little kid. Hell, it'd be pretty demeaning to talk to a teenager like that, you can legibly fit more layers of roleplay in there

[dearchloe]

FUCK i need a dyke who acts cool and tough then pisses her pants and cries and calls me mommy

[dearchloe]

If your baby thinks she's big enough to use the potty, make it as unpleasant as possible for her

- give her a ridiculous potty schedule to keep to

- make her ask permission, and add a lock to the door if she tried to use it without asking

- keep her in outfits that are harder to remove, or mean she has to strip to pee (zips clasps on the back/rompers)

- inspect her underwear first to check she hasn't leaked

- keep the toilet seat and the floor of the bathroom cold

- make her sit there and hold it until you say she can pee

- stand there and watch her the whole time

- make her wait a few minutes after she's done, just to be sure she's finished peeing

- have her bend at the waist with her legs spread for mommy to wipe her pussy, tell her she never does it properly. Use cold wipes or rough toilet paper. Find ways to leave her like that for a few minutes

- pull her panties up too high to give her a small wedgie

- scrub her hands clean with cold water

When it comes to night time insist on a diaper and make it the most pleasant sweet experience for her! Make her see her diapers as a luxury

[dearchloe]

where is all the bratty angsty preteen ageplay

[dearchloe]

summer school week ii

Dear Caregiver,

I hope that you and your little ones are starting to settle into the summertime routine by now, and that you're making the most of this time together. It's not long before the days start to fly by, is it? Just remember, they're only little once — although it can go on for a very, very long time!

This week's topic is Mathematics, but for those who find big words difficult, or who usually have dummies in their mouths, we can just call it Numbers. We're not testing your little one's ability to read with this week's worksheets, so if they struggle, you're more than welcome to help them understand the questions. We always encourage caregivers to help out with homework if it's necessary; tests are far too stressful for baby brains!

Suggested reading books will be given every week, even though we're not looking at reading. I'm slightly biased (Literature is my subject) but I think it's super important to keep your little ones reading in their spare time over the summer. It helps them develop their brains and vocabulary!

I know there are some big grown-up caregivers who aren't so good at numbers either, so if you need a little help yourself, please let me know — I'm more than happy to give you whatever support you need. Yours,

— Miss Chloe.

numbers worksheet

Remember to show your working!

questions for little ones

If Millie's nappies can each hold five tinkles, and Millie goes tinkle ten times a day, how many nappies will she need in a week?

It takes ten blocks to build a super cool tower. How many super cool towers can Molly build with thirty blocks?

Millie has ten pink onesies and four purple onesies. Molly has five pink onesies and three purple onesies. Who has the most onesies?

Millie's friends at playgroup are called Amy and Grace. Amy has two cuddly toys and Grace has four cuddly toys. Millie has just one cuddly toy. If Amy and Grace both give Millie a cuddly toy, how many will each girl have?

Mummy burps Molly twice every time she nurses or once every time she has a bottle. Molly nurses every morning and night, and has a bottle every lunchtime. How many times does Mummy burp Molly every day?

questions for middle ones

Millie always makes stinkies 1.5 hours after nursing, and Molly always makes stinkies 50 minutes after nursing. Mummy nurses Millie at 1pm and Molly at 2pm. Millie and Molly only get their nappies changed when they are both stinky. Who has to sit in her stinky nappy for longest?

Mummy is letting Millie try potty training. Millie is in pull-ups. If she goes tinkle three times in a day, or makes one stinky, she has to wear a nappy until the next day. In the first week, Millie has to wear a nappy on three out of seven days. What is the biggest number of wet or dirty pull-ups that Millie can have made during the week?

Molly has different types of nappies in her changing bag. One-fifth of the nappies have princesses on them. One-sixth have fairies on them. The other 19 nappies have animals on them. How many nappies are there in Molly's bag?

Mummy wants to find out which nappies are best. She uses nappy A on Molly and nappy B on Millie. Over a year, Millie leaks 23 more times than Molly. Molly and Millie have 87 leaks between them. How many leaks did each little one have?

Millie's real age is 23 years. Her play age is 5 months. Molly's real age is 25.5 years. Her play age is 22 months. Whose play age is the biggest proportion of her real age?

this week's reading

for little ones: Owl Babies

for middle ones: Charlotte's Web

extra challenge

Keep a potty chart for the week! If you're not big enough for the potty yet, ask your caregiver to keep a log of how many wet or messy nappies you have during the week. Once you've collected your data, you can do some fun calculations with it. Why not think about:

The average number of tinkles or stinkies you make in a day? Do you know how to work it out?

The highest and lowest number?

Comparing your results to your friends? What can you find out by doing this?

Can you see any patterns in the data? Do you go tinkle more at a certain time of day? Do you make more stinkies some days than others?

Why not draw a bar chart of your results? It's a great way to show information!

[dearchloe]

What happened when Ollie went on an aeroplane?!

Gah, Miss Chloe! This one can't not be blushy!

"Um, Sheila?" I whisper to my wife who is sitting next to me on the airplane, "Can I sneak by you? I've got to go."

Sheila shakes her head in disappointment.

"Already? Oliver, it's only been 10 minutes. The bathrooms aren't even open yet. Just use your pullie."

I groan as my stomach rumbles. Sheila clearly doesn't understand the depths of my plight.

"Mommy," I whisper even softer, "I need to potty."

Her eyes open in realization as she notes the emphasis I put on the last word. She groans.

"Ollie, I told you to use the potty before we got on? Can't you be a big boy, just this once, and hold it?"

A small toot escapes my backside as I bend over, my stomach cramping.

"I don't think so," I moan, blushing deeply, as eyes start to turn towards our seats.

Sheila turns back to see that the signs to the lavatory still indicate they are closed. Turbulence rocks the plane, causing another, louder fart to emanate from me as my tenuous grip on my bowels is tested further.

"Well, Oliver, the bathrooms are still closed. You're either going to have to hold it like an adult, or enjoy the feel of that pullie while it's on, because little boys who poop their pants aren't allowed in pull-ups."

I grunt as turbulence rocks our plane again, and I lose control.

I see Sheila shake her head as I loudly fill the back of my infantile training pants. My cheeks warm as the people sitting around us plug their noses and complain about the smell.

As I feel the warm mush spread in my seat, the relief I feel is short lived as I realize I just fated myself to a whole vacation stuck in diapers.

[dearchloe]

I like the idea of breastfeeding while doing mundane things. Just casually, doesn't always have to be sexual.

Pulling up a chair next to me while I'm making dinner, gently pulling my shirt up and latching. Softly whining when I have to pull away to get something out of the cabinet and eagerly relatching when I come back. Like it isn't something that can wait, like you need mommy's breast and touch to soothe those big boy thoughts that are just too much right now.

Maybe we're cuddling and watching tv, with you lying between my legs, absent mindedly nibbling and licking on my nipples while I run my fingers through your hair and kissing the top of your head.

Or coming home from a bad day and just needing mommy to cradle you and tell you how much she loves you and what a perfect boy you are while you suckle and calm down.

I think that's so intimate. I'd love to be a man's peace of mind, a safe space with no expectations to be anyway or anyone, just my baby.

[dearchloe]

You’re getting a sister

When Daddy first told her she was getting a sister, her stomach sank. Not from formula or prune mush, but something deeper: heartbreak. She didn’t care if her diaper was wet. She didn’t care that she couldn’t remember the last time she used the potty. All she knew was that Daddy was hers. Her boyfriend. Her Daddy. The idea of Daddy kissing someone else, calling someone else “princess,” wiping another girl’s soggy bottom? It made her heart burn with something too sharp to name. She wasn’t just a soggy little girl! She was Daddy’s girlfriend! Or at least… she used to be.

She had cried. Thrown her stuffie. Refused her baba. Daddy just waited patiently, patting her soggy bottom and letting her tantrum burn out. Then he knelt down and spoke the words that crushed her spirit like nothing else could: “Sweetie, girls who sit in soggy diapers all day aren’t women. They’re little girls. And little girls don’t get to have boyfriends, they get to have sisters.” Her lip had trembled. Her Pampers squelched as she shifted in shock. She was too stunned to even argue.

She planned to hate her new sister. She really did. But when the girl arrived—pigtails bouncing, diaper thick and pink, face glowing with shy blushes—something shifted. The jealousy dulled, replaced by a strange, fluttery warmth. It started small: holding hands during cartoon time. Falling asleep in the same crib. Whispering to each other after Daddy tucked them in. Soon, they were stealing kisses between diaper checks. Giggling when Daddy found them cuddled together in a soggy pile of plushies and baby powder.

Now, there isn’t a single day they don’t beg to wear matching diapers. One in powder pink with a soft satin bow. The other in sky blue with frilly ruffles. Matching hair ties, matching pacis, matching whimpers as they squirm in their wet padding, desperate for Daddy’s touch or each other’s. They cling tight during changies, kissing softly while Daddy wipes their princess parts clean, eyes dreamy and full of love.

Daddy watches them with a knowing smile, calling them his “soggy little soulmates.” And they beam at his praise, their cheeks burning pinker than their diapers. Sometimes they cry when they’re apart—even for naps. They don’t know how they ever lived without each other.

Daddy was right. Having a sister is the best.

[dearchloe]

Uuuugh I wanna ask you all those things but if I have to pick... here! *throws these at you and runs away*

🍒 - Are you a bratty or well-behaved little one/Do you prefer bratty or well-behaved little ones?

🌸 - What's your most and least favorite punishment to give or recieve?

🍬 - Do you have a littlespace area? If you had to design a room for yourself/your little one, what'd it look like?

🌈 - Would you like to be friends with another caregiver/little couple? What would your double dates look like?

🍨 - Describe your dream day where you'll be in littlespace/caregiver mode for a full 24 hours!

~Sunset

Gosh, so many questions! Let me see...

🍒 - Are you a bratty or well-behaved little one/Do you prefer bratty or well-behaved little ones?

I think you might be able to tell from my stories! I don't mind a little bit of fussiness, but there are people far better than me at dealing with brattiness, and it's not fun for me to spend all the time coming up with punishments. Maybe just some of the time...

🌸 - What's your most and least favourite punishment to give or receive?

Now there's a question. I think it all depends; the punishment has to fit the crime! Corner time is one of the classics. It gives a little one time to reflect on what they've done, time to think about what they should have done instead, and it's also really, really boring. Corner time when other people are around has that added humiliation element, too — maybe it's best to invite a few friends over to make condescending comments throughout, just to really drive the lesson home... I can't say that I have a least favourite, to be honest. Perhaps that just means that I haven't looked hard enough! But there's a place for writing lines, and early bedtimes, and spanking... Maybe it's just chastity, because little ones shouldn't be thinking about those things anyway!

🍬 - Do you have a littlespace area? If you had to design a room for yourself/your little one, what'd it look like?

I don't! It would be a bit silly, since I've never had the chance to meet a little one in person (yet). I would need a crib and a changing table, of course (although as a side note, I think changing mats would be necessary in all the other rooms as well). We would have white walls with some inspirational quotes stencilled on them, and pictures of mama and baby. The colour scheme would be a lot of warm neutrals — creams and beiges and greys. There would have to be a rocking chair for reading bedtime stories and nursing, and as you might have noticed, I'm a big fan of books, so probably a couple of shelves of baby-appropriate reading matter. Then we'd need a chest of drawers, to keep baby socks and onesies and, of course, nappies. There would be a cosy rug on the floor for comfy crawling. The bedroom is a quiet space, so only soft toys here — doll's houses and other activities will stay downstairs in the living room.

🌈 - Would you like to be friends with another caregiver/little couple? What would your double dates look like?

Of course! I think dinner dates would be especially fun, going out to a nice restaurant. Two little bottoms would crinkle as they sat down at the table, and we would make sure to take them to the toilets for a change and to help wash their hands before the food arrived. The little ones would have their food ordered for them, and if they didn't finish all their dinner, they wouldn't get any dessert. The baby wipes might come out for little hands and faces once the meal was over, and if they were a bit slow to thank the waiters, they would get a prompt from the grown-ups. Afterwards, we'd head back to someone's house, and the littles would be changed, given bottles, and put down for the night in a shared crib while the grown ups relaxed downstairs with a bottle of wine.

🍨 - Describe your dream day where you'll be in littlespace/caregiver mode for a full 24 hours!

I wake up early when I hear whining through the baby monitor, and go through to the nursery to change a very soggy night nappy and have our morning nursing session. Then it's downstairs for a healthy highchair breakfast, with porridge going everywhere and fruit bouncing off the ceiling. Baby has her hair brushed and her outfit chosen, and probably her bum changed again, and we head out to get some sunshine. We take a long walk in the park and sit by the river, where she can dabble her toes in the water and I tell her off for chasing the ducks. Together, we wade a little in the shallows and baby falls over, ending up soaked all the way through. I get her into dry things there on the bank, and we walk home again, where it's time for lunch, and I make sure she wears her bib while I feed her tomato soup, blowing on each spoonful.

After lunch, it's time for her afternoon nap, and I get some quiet housework done until she wakes up again. We get out some toys and games, and play together in the living room for a while. She gets to watch cartoons while I make dinner, and I cut up her sausages for her and give her mashed peas instead of garden. She gets her nightly bath with lots of bubbles and splashing around, before I dry her off and tape her into a thick overnight nappy to keep her going until the morning. I nurse her again while I read her bedtime story and tuck her in as her eyes drift closed...

[dearchloe]

summer school week i

Dear Caregiver,

Thank you for your support with your little one's learning throughout the last year. I know that all your help makes a really big difference for them, and I hope you're as proud as I am of the progress they've made this year. Even if they are still struggling to make it to the potty on time, that's no reason they can't achieve well academically!

Summer is a really special time for you to connect with your baby, so make sure that you get out to the playground regularly! If you're going to the beach, make sure to take plenty of suncream and remember the swim nappies...

I do know that it can be tricky to keep your little ones occupied during the summer break, especially if the weather isn't as good as it should be, so I'll be providing some activities to keep their baby brains busy over the next few weeks! If they're moving on to the next year, it will help them consolidate what they've done already — and if you don't think they're big enough to move on quite yet, it will be a good way to calm them down before naptime.

This week's subject is Reading & Writing. If you're especially proud of your little learner's work, feel free to send it in and I will post it on the classroom wall! And as always, I'm available to talk about any concerns.

Yours,

— Miss Chloe.

reading & writing worksheet

Millie and Molly went to the seaside yesterday. Their Mummy changed them both into nice clean nappies and put them in their car seats. They travelled for a very long time, along lots and lots of roads. Molly saw a cow, but Millie didn't see it because Millie was asleep. Poor Millie!

At last, they got to the beach, and Molly needed another nappy change. Mummy changed her in the back of the car, because the toilets at the beach were yucky. Then they all went to play in the sand. Millie fell over and cried a lot, but she felt better after a special cuddle.

Everyone went swimming in the sea, but Millie and Molly had to wear their armbands because they were only little. Mummy didn't want them to be washed away! When they got out, Mummy dried her little girls with a big towel, and they had ice cream. Molly's favourite flavour was chocolate, and she got it all over her face. Silly Molly!

questions for little ones

Where did Millie and Molly go?

When did they go there?

What did Molly see on the way?

Who needed a nappy change at the beach?

Why did Millie cry?

Can you write down your favourite things about going to the beach? Make sure you draw a picture!

questions for middle ones

Why do you think Mummy didn't need to wear armbands?

Do you think Mummy has a car? Why?

Who do you think is the littlest, Millie or Molly? Why do you think that?

Do Millie and Molly live near the seaside, or a long way away? How do you know?

Are Millie and Molly good at swimming? How do you know?

Write a story about a trip that you went on with your Mummy or Daddy! Make sure to think about all your five senses: think about what you saw, heard, felt, smelled, and tasted.

this week's reading

for little ones: Dear Zoo

for middle ones: The Worst Witch

extra challenge

Write a book report on something that you read this week! Make sure to include:

What is the book called?

Who wrote the book?

Who are the main characters?

What happens at the beginning?

What happens in the middle?

What happens at the end?

What did you like about the book?

What didn't you like about the book?

How many stars would you give it?

You can draw a picture of your favourite character or scene!

[dearchloe]

the best thing about keeping her in diapers is that there are so many ways to casually embarrass her: “Honey, do you need to be changed, or are you still good? Just want to make sure you’re comfy, okay?” "You’re waddling a bit, sweetie. Let me check if you’re wet. No need to act shy, it’s just us.”

"Oh, let’s not worry about finding a bathroom today, okay? Just relax, and we’ll take care of you later.”

“It’s a long car ride, so I think it’s best we make sure you’re extra protected today.”

“Nobody’s gonna notice. I mean... Daddy can hear you crinkle when you walk, but I’m *sure* nobody else can tell." "It's not obvious. They'll just think your butt looks cute. They're not gonna guess that you're still in diapers at your age."

“Let’s get ready to go. Can you bring your daytime bag in the car for Daddy?”

“Yes, honey, we do need to pack your changing pad this time. There probably isn’t gonna be a family restroom with a changing table big enough for you...”

"Make sure to tell me if you feel wet down there, sweetheart. Otherwise, I’m gonna have to pull you aside in front of your friends, and you’re not gonna like that.”

“She’s been having a lot of issues lately… yes, all the time now. We’re just trying to make sure she’s comfortable.”

“Honey, come here… you’re looking a little squirmy. Is there something you need to tell me?"

“Do you have a quiet room somewhere where I could take care of her? We’ll just be a minute.”

“Oh - do you think I could borrow some wet wipes? We just ran out.”

"Sweetheart, could you come with me to your friend Katie's bedroom for a minute? I just need your help with something real quick."

"She'll be right back."

“Oh baby... you’re soaked! Why didn’t you tell me? Did you know you had an accident?”

“Do you want to be a big girl for Daddy? You do? Good girl. You need to stop fussing and hold still so we can get you changed.”

“Yes, I know you don’t want to smell like baby powder in front of your friends. But we don’t want you to get a rash...”

"It’s so much easier now that you don’t have to worry about the bathroom, isn’t it?"

"I had to explain to the hotel staff why we needed the mattress protector. They were super understanding, though…”

“It’s okay... No one expects you to stay dry at night, sweetie. You haven’t had a dry morning in months.”

“Let’s put a towel down under you for the movie… just in case."

“Can I borrow her for a minute?”

“Let’s get your shirt tucked in back there. You were sticking out of your pants a little bit.”

"Maybe we should try a onesie for you when we get back home, huh? We could button you up, so you don't keep accidentally... showing off. Would you like that?"

"Hold still please. I need to check your diaper. It’s gonna be a lot quicker if you stop squirming.”

“Now. Come here. We need to get you ready for nighttime. I don't want any arguments.”

"Aww, you want to try to use the potty tomorrow? How about we try that another day? We’re not ready for potty training with you right now."

"You looked so cute today when you tried to act like a big girl.”