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people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it’s like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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He stuttered on his words but his sword spoke clearly in a language all could understand

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I will give you a completely unreasonable crush on a person who you knew for like 3 days, is too old for you, and who lives 2 states away

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Impulses

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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There’s an old Scooby Doo Promo where they recreate the iconic opening scene of the original Scream movie.

At the end of the promo it’s revealed that shaggy is just prank calling Daphne, which is extra funny because Matthew Lillard played one of the killers in Scream (Stu Macher) as well as playing Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies (and later voicing the character in animation)

The thing that’s absolutely wild is that this promo aired 5 years before Matthew Lillard was cast as Shaggy for the first time.

This is exactly the kind of meta humor that the Scream Franchise loved to play with, but it was a complete accident.

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to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

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the fact that undertale has so many tall, buff, seemingly attractive characters but millions of people went “nah. I’ll take the short, fat, bald one” on an unprecedented scale is such a testament

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I just realized your url isnt “hell it’s genetics” lmao

i thought your url was catboykitty.

we're both pissing on the poor it seems

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80s/90s Horror and Sci-Fi Adjacent Movies + Men in Glasses:

GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) RE-ANIMATOR (1986) LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986) BEETLEJUICE (1988) SUNDOWN: THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (1989) JACOB'S LADDER (1990) DEATH BECOMES HER (1992) STARGATE (1994) LURKING FEAR (1994)

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it will pass ..

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seeking, yearning, reaching hands