#knightposting

[blanchebees]

Knight and Dragon doodles

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[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[sspoike]

imagine showing people your bravest most noble knight and he falls over in front of everyone sounding like pots and pans crashing to the floor

[glittercorpsps]

In this narrow view, you become my world.

[rosieofcorona]

How To Break Your Vow of Chastity In A God-Honoring Way

[byjove]

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

[sceptixfakemon]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS IT'S FUCK IN ARMOR FRIDAY AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

[dragongirlteeth]

Her highness told me dragons keep eating her knights so i asked how many knights she has and she told me she just goes to the mead hall and gets a new knight afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding inexperienced knights to dragons and then her maid started crying.

[gawain-the-tax-evader]

I should have access to more swords. I can be trusted with them. Promise.

[the-lonely-knight]

Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.

[willjulep]

Care and feeding of your prince includes shielding him from all dangers, combing his hair with a light application of perfumed oils, and torturing his prostate until he's comatose.

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[himejoshiknight]

take your knight to the store buy her various breads meats and pastries

[primal-call]

Got one of two major HEMA equipment orders, so I'm finally fully equipped!

It will need a few adjustments (and to fix my gauntlet!) but I'm pretty chuffed with the look

[validians]

So 2 moons ago the king said he was cutting rations by half and we all began gathering pitchforks.

But on this day he announces that he is doubling rations and you all cheer and bend the knee to him? Is he not the one that took the rations in the first place?

And while on this subject the people are the ones growing the rations! I see not the king doubled over sowing the ground. I see not dirt crusted under the king’s nails? Ney, what I do see is a king with a full belly, clean hands, and a golden latrine in which he defecates.

But no, you all are not ready for that conversation