dearestdruid

[dearestdruid]

That one blorbo who I never got to write about as much as I wanted to💚😭💀

Do you ever just get blood thirsty for blorbo?

I don't have any coherent thoughts of how I want to whump him at the moment. I just need to shake him in my mouth like a chew toy.

[dearestdruid]

#85/100 …. I’m not explaining myself on this one ☝️

Fic Purity Test

Some of you might have seen the Rice Purity Test before (where you check boxes for things you’ve done legally/sexually to determine how “pure” you are). Well, @hardtchill, @christenstobin, and I now present to you: the Fic Purity Test

From giving a pity kudo to starting real-life fights and relationships: How experienced are you with fic?

Take the Test Here

(It gives you individual feedback. After 20 people take it I will make the frequency of responses to each item available. Nobody will ever see individual answers and its 100% anon) 

[dearestdruid]

Ok but catch me stealing these for later fanfic

so inspired by anon, heres some humiliating/condescending/bullying prompts for ur consideration

tw humiliation, dehumanisation, stupid highschool level bullying at times, light physical whump, mostly psychological/emotional whump

dialogue

"you're just worthless, aren't you?"

"sweet and pathetic, just how i like you"

"struggle some more, see if it makes a difference"

"i just love how weak you are"

"you call that a punch? come back over here, let me show you a punch"

"why, what are you gonna do about it? drop to your knees and beg?"

"i'd love to see you try"

"catching you in a lie will never be less easy or amusing"

"oh, you believed me? my bad, i keep forgetting how stupid/naive you are"

"well, at least you're pretty"

"it's not like you have another use"

"'please no, please no-' do you ever shut up?"

"oh, don't be like that! we're friends, aren't we?"

"would you look at that, maybe you're not as stupid as you look"

actions

throwing a hand around whumpee's shoulder like they're great friends, but both them and everyone else can see how that's incorrect

grabbing the back of whumpee's neck. that's it.

grabbing whumpee's chin

forcing eye contact

ruffling whumpee's hair, just a tad bit rougher than would be considered loving

grabbing whumpee by the upper arm

grabbing whumpee by the wrist. tight.

flicking whumpee's forehead

tripping whumpee

startling whumpee for fun

pinching whumpee's cheek painfully and mockingly

all the cocky smirks and malicious laughter

~

@ashh-ed @whumpsday @whump-queen @dustbunnywhump