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ATTENTION TO MY FOLLOWERS!

Thanks to Yahoo! and the new update or whatever, I was “forced” into making a new account. I can only access my old account through my phone. I have created a new blog @dearovaries-rip91 * (Hopefully that link works!) I will be going on a massive following spree later tonight on the new blog of all the people that I was previously following. Please, feel free to re-follow me on my new blog! It would be greatly appreciated!

It sucks that I have to start all over, but hopefully this won’t be such a bad thing. I guess only time will tell. Thank you to all that follow me, I will literally send a personal thank you message out to each new follower.

*If the link to my new blog doesn't work, it is: dearovaries-rip91.tumblr.com

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My neighbors just received this flyer in their mailboxes. See more dads here!

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He isn’t his brother’s watch dog. (I stole this joke from a reader.) My website – see me on Webtoons!

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the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

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blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

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i’m told jensen had been eyeing my guitars while i was in line. he immediately took the acoustic and started strumming.

the plan was actually for jensen to be a groupie, but he wouldn’t give the guitar back when i told him i was going to hold it. i told misha about it in autos later, and he laughed and wrote “groupie” with an arrow pointing to jensen, right after he asked me how to spell groupie.

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Who says nigga more:

Asian teenagers/20somethings from Cali White girls with Black boyfriends NonBlack Latinos who grew up in the hood

*cue jeopardy music*

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you’ve heard of daddy long legs now get ready for

mommy short arms

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All the tiny animals imprinted on Papa Hiddles

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he goes from really confused to really “give me that fucking guinea pig” in less than three seconds

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So pissed off that someone mowed down my sunflowers out front. Whomever it was, they mowed about 3 feet of grass that wasn't long and didn't need to be cut...and on property that wasn't theirs.