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back in my day holding down and saving something from google images on your phone was easy

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on episode 5 of spy x family and my conclusion is all these bitches got the autism

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im like the 9/11 of sex because theres screaming and ppl never forget

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What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

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if your feminism doesn't have space for trans men then your feminism is shit

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Watching the way this new ceasefire proposal is unfolding is insane it's basically this

The US: we have a brand new ceasefire proposal that we are submitting on behalf of Israel....

Hamas: wait why does it look very familiar...?

The US: ...and we demand that Hamas agrees to it because Israel already did

Israel: um no we didn't

The US: yes... you literally did

Israel: no???

The US: we have been over this and this is why we are we submitting it on your behalf

Israel: first time hearing about it

Hamas: anyway back to why this looks very familiar....

The US: the ball is in your court Hamas and this is entirely dependent on you and you alone!

Hamas: we literally proposed this last month

The US: no you didn't

Israel: yea they did and we said no

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A book crystallized in the ocean

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if sex work was legal the workers could unionize

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tfw you visibly base your entire identity around One Specific Character Or Thing so that whenever it gets brought up (or left out) of a conversation you look like this pointing it out

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many such cases

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do you still have the chikorita gif

of course i still have chikorita.gif who the fuck do you think i am