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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
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back then they were committed to makinf every food item sound as vile as possible
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else
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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please
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anyway can we talk about andy samberg's reaction to portrait of a lady on fire
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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humans make such a big deal about cannibalism even though the last time I was at the coast I saw a seagull swoop down and pick another seagull out of the ocean and eat it and he didn’t even write an erotic convoluted poem about it like literally it’s not that big of a deal
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you cant talk about not being a furry without some chucklefuck saying like “hehe not yet” or acting like you’re some kinda closet furry. girl i’m not ashamed of it. i’ve tried. and some furries are hot it’s just not my lifestyle. and i think that it is a lifestyle. just thinking renamon is hot doesn’t make you a furry that’s like insulting to real furries who caste their hearts in the iron forge of furryism. it’s a prestigious thing to be a furry
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