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Avoryx’s plush is available for preorder for a week more! Link:

Plushie

We reached the production milestone a little while ago, which means she is guaranteed to be made! :)

And yes, that is the same knight from the previous comic! Who knows what they’ve endured to reach these two. Weeks of travel, and not once did they stop to wonder if they might be biting off more than they can chew.

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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons: Post-Fall Lucifer

In my interpretation, the fall was an excruciating situation that Lucifer went through that forever changed him. It wasn't just him being thrown into Hell, God and the other Archangels wounded him so terribly, that it took centuries for him to fully heal, even with the Sins and Roo nursing him. And he still has scars.

Afterwards, Lucifer no longer considered God as his father, nor the Archangels as his siblings, he even refused to use his original form, instead adopting the more humanoid features he wore while with his human friends in Eden.

Lucifer still has some sympathy for angels, but that sympathy is far more limited then before. However, he still cares deeply for humans, especially after what happened to Lilith, Eve, and Adam (wasn't pretty), and vows to do what he can to protect humanity (maybe even free Adam someday).

Lucifer is immersed with helping Roo (whom he grows to call Mother) and the Sins expand and improve Hell when God/his former siblings first attempt contact with him, Roo and Satan are especially protective. Lucifer rejects them outright, not even calling them by name, but instead by title; "Creator, First Prince, etc." God and the Archangels are shocked, as they considered the whole exiled/beaten until an inch of life as a temporary measure until Lucifer saw the error of his ways, refuse to believe that their "soft, weak-hearted," youngest, doesn't want anything more to do with them.

The whole interaction starts a eons long tug of war between Heaven's royal family and Hell's over Lucifer's custody.

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A PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX JUST CALLED ME A GOOD BOY?????

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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs

I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.

I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:

Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri

OR

I will report you

OR

Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.

My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.

Good night.

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If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.

-Vincent Van Gogh-

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I always find the behind the scenes footage for movies so funny esp because it makes everything so unserious lol

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

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Welcome home gifts

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