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How to advertise fanfic on tumblr to get people to read it...

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A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form

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For any d/Deaf people that can’t hear it, they put the Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive” over the video and it is hilarious.

Solas please

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everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

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harry: so if neither can live while the other survives

harry: surely one will live if the other dies

harry: therefore i am pretty sure that i am immortal now

ginny: harry go to bed

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

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Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

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KuroBas Speed Drawing: 子猫の世代 (Koneko no Sedai—Generation of Kittens) [キセキの世代]

 I decided to watch Kuroko no Basuke (黒子のバスケ) for the third time around and dived back into the world that I love. It’s probably my second favorite anime of all time. This is the artwork I created for the anime despite that the fandom is pretty much dead. RIP KuroBas Fandom.

 Apologies for my terrible Japanese writing skills.

 Types of Cats:

黒子 テツヤ/Kuroko Tetsuya: Singapura

青峰 大輝/Aomine Daiki: Russian Blue (get it? I crack myself up)

緑間 真太郎/Midorima Shintarō: Ragdoll

黄瀬 涼太/Kise Ryōta: Egyptian Mau

紫原 敦/Murasakibara Atsushi: Maine Coon (they’re supposed to be the largest housecat, so…)

赤司 征十郎/Akashi Seijūrō: Abyssinian

火神 大我/Kagami Taiga: Toyger (it’s a pun and a real cat—it’s the best thing ever!)

 Created using Procreate on iPad 2018 with the Apple Pencil.

 Royalty Free Music Provided By: https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/electronica

Song 1: Summer

Song 2: Happiness

 Inspiration for this art from: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0e/d3/7b/0ed37bf59490e57a8d2a303f33dab39b--kitty-funny-things.jpg

The author of that piece labeled it “Kiseki no Kitties” which is Kitties of Miracles if translated and I wanted it to be Generation of Kittens. Despite the wonderful alliteration. Lol I really love their artwork and it’s fantastic, better than mine honestly. I wanted to try my hand at creating my idea of the 子猫の世代/Koneko no Sedai (Generation of Kittens). Hopefully they are still cute and I had fun working on this piece for far longer than I should’ve.

 There’s something really entertaining to me about having Aomine and Kise hanging all over Kuroko. Allow me a moment to brag about Murasakibara’s eyes too. They are amazing and I’m absolutely entranced every time I look at how I colored them. UGH.

 If you’ve read all this, let me know in the comments if you want an 無冠の五将/Uncrowned Kings + Himuro Tatsuya version of cats. Suggestions welcome.

 See artwork by itself in full here: https://may-reach.deviantart.com/art/Koneko-no-Sedai-Generation-of-Kittens-KuroBas-746382816?ga_submit_new=10%3A1527139152&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1&ga_recent=1

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Demisexual Peeps?

Where ya’ll at? I need to know there’s more than just me out here, man.

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Yeah… (all art by @upthehillart)

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Pet Peeve Rant

I love writing, but I love editing more. I want to go into the editing field. I’ve spent my years at college learning how to write better. I have to heavily edit my own manuscripts because they’re riddled with simple errors. I know my writing is NOT flawless.

What really gets my goat is when I’m reading a FanFic on any site and the author directly has a note that says: “Hey criticism welcome” and so I start by telling them that I love their writing style and that the plot is good, but then I give a little bit of criticism about how they could make scenes cleaner and give a little more description about something and then they flip out. Often times the writer personally attacks the person giving them the criticism as though they are the best writer in the world and “of course the second party doesn’t know what they’re talking about.”

If you don’t want criticism, don’t ask for it. I get that it’s FanFiction and we’re not expecting the best quality going in, but if you wanna be a writer outside of FanFiction you’re need to be able to pick up on necessary skills. An actual editor is ruthless.

I love getting criticism from others because it allow me to think about my writing choices and realize that to an outside audience, what I’ve written does nothing for them.

I’m just really annoyed by this lately. Especially since I’m in a Writing Fiction class for my last semester at Uni and it seems like no one is paying any attention to other student’s advice. A lot of people have had the same complaints as me in pieces and the author disregards it.

If one person is confused in a smaller group you can sure as hell bet that there will be at least 100 other people in the world that have the same issue. Granted you don’t have to take every bit of advice because you may be trying to achieve something rhetorical, but if that doesn’t come off clear enough you need to make it more obvious.

Learn to take some criticism and don’t lash out at people when you’re the person that asked for it in the first place.

I just. UGH. Okay feelings done.

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

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Yesterday I went to buy some yarn and so you know how annoying it is when fucking people put those stupid bullshit “don’t use this, wool is murder” PETA stickers on the label?

First of all, stop defacing stock in someone’s store. You’re not clever or saving the planet or anything. You’re making it hard for customers to shop and see the info they need on the label (yardage, weight, dye lot)… You’re making employees spend hours peeling the damn things off, and in some cases, you’re causing damage to the label and or yarn itself. That means loss to the company, which affects employees who probably make minimum wage, you shit bags. You want to make change happen? Contact corporate, you fuckhead. That’s where decisions are made.

Second of all, wool is not murder. Are you fucking stupid? (Obviously the answer is yes). It’s a fucking haircut for a sheep. They’ve been domesticated so long that if we don’t sheer them, it’s bad. Yes, some sheep don’t live in ideal conditions. Got a problem with that? Going to a yarn store and putting stickers on things isn’t going to change it or the minds of customers. For fuck’s sake, you absolute cockwomble, go to the yarn companies. Make them use wool providers that use humane conditions for their yarn, like A LOT OF YARN COMPANIES DO.

And third of all.

You. You precious, empty-headed little shitnugget. You complete and total sawdust-for-brains.

You put your fucking stickers all over acrylic yarn.

There’s no fucking wool in there. It’s all synthetic fiber. Basically, it’s plastic.

You fucking dumbass.