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If you were in Hades, you'd be the resident portrait artist who is stuck in an armsrace with yourself to paint increasingly beautiful portraits, cause every time one of the gods sees a different god painted hotter than they were, they demand a new, even hotter portrait of themself.
Do I get paid at least. Or at least can I be in Elysium. The Philippines is already hot I refuse to suffer asphodel
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way
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A doodle of Izzy (because he didn't deserve to die)

#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd fanart#our flag means fanart#izzy hands#our flag means love#blackbeard#stede bonnet#edward teach#ed teach#artists on tumblr#deathation art
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Okay so, we just watched the scene (with my fucking dad in the room for NO REASON) and its fine I think. They didnt react, no questions or comments but I lowkey tried not to laugh. I kinda hoped for at least a bit of reaction but there was nothing. And I can't say that they didn't hear the dialogue because we are watching with a polish dub over so everything is loud and clear
has your mom gotten to the "is hannibal in love with me" episode yet? im so curious what her reaction will be. pls share when she gets there, im invested in the journey now
Not yet but we might get there either on this Sunday or next week Saturday
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hannibal lecter drawn as. that one blink 182 album.

do you see my vision,,
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priest hannibal and Chukchee traditional outfit will
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has your mom gotten to the "is hannibal in love with me" episode yet? im so curious what her reaction will be. pls share when she gets there, im invested in the journey now
Not yet but we might get there either on this Sunday or next week Saturday
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My mother saw Will and Alana talking post timeskip in season 3 and said she was said because she wanted them to be together. My mother is not yet aware of the absolute gaymaster fagotron 3000 that is Will as soon a he's in the vicinity of Hannibal.
(Kinda nervous for the "is Hannibal in love with me" line, because I think she'll die when she learns she got attatched to gay men)
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do you think prev is older or younger than you?
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someone get this poor man a chair for the love of god
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