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The second one has an answer, it’s just not one that our human minds can comprehend.

Everyone always asks "how are you"

But no one ever asks "why are you"

that's because the first question actually has an answer

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I can’t believe that this is how I find out.

Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please

It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades

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Proof or it didn’t happen.

if you have more than 50,000 asks can i eat a lemon

Go on champ, have a couple <3

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Pukicho asking for something specific like this is… mildly concerning, to say the least.

HEY who here is a graphic designer, I need a font. If ur an ACTIVE graphic designer pls DM me and show me ur portfolio and stuff let's tawlk. Looking for modern embossed y2k apexy Baroque-revival shit

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Which one? Bearded? Komodo?

Biggest animal you could take in a fight?

Dragon

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Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.

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I would like to know as well.

do u think dogs secretly talk our language but they only do it to other dogs to protect us from their animal secrets? And dogs and cats have very intelligent arguments with each other?

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Take it back.

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

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Well, I wasn’t expecting THIS crossover.

So whats up guys

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They used to say shitpost. I think I just got fucking demoted. what the fuck

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Look at their username, Puki. What else could you expect from them!

So whats up guys

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LET’S GO

3 day hiatus over, the really fucking epic pukicho arc begins... now

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Do you ever think to yourself when you see yourself in a tumbler video?

I don't watch tumblr videos. I am tumblr videos.

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We are not, in fact, demigods, if you were wondering.

what if demigods actually are real but theyre all just ao3 authors

i have cracked the code

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They will not.

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

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Fair enough.

Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed

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False.

Why do so many people like you again

Extreme power permeates from my glands