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deathburger · 11 months ago
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The second one has an answer, it’s just not one that our human minds can comprehend.
Everyone always asks "how are you"
But no one ever asks "why are you"
that's because the first question actually has an answer
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deathburger · 11 months ago
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I can’t believe that this is how I find out.
Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please
It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades
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deathburger · 11 months ago
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Proof or it didn’t happen.
if you have more than 50,000 asks can i eat a lemon
Go on champ, have a couple <3
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Pukicho asking for something specific like this is… mildly concerning, to say the least.
HEY who here is a graphic designer, I need a font. If ur an ACTIVE graphic designer pls DM me and show me ur portfolio and stuff let's tawlk. Looking for modern embossed y2k apexy Baroque-revival shit
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Which one? Bearded? Komodo?
Biggest animal you could take in a fight?
Dragon
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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I would like to know as well.
do u think dogs secretly talk our language but they only do it to other dogs to protect us from their animal secrets? And dogs and cats have very intelligent arguments with each other?
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Take it back.
I absolve you of your sins
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YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Well, I wasn’t expecting THIS crossover.
So whats up guys
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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They used to say shitpost. I think I just got fucking demoted. what the fuck
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Look at their username, Puki. What else could you expect from them!
So whats up guys
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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LET’S GO
3 day hiatus over, the really fucking epic pukicho arc begins... now
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Do you ever think to yourself when you see yourself in a tumbler video?
I don't watch tumblr videos. I am tumblr videos.
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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We are not, in fact, demigods, if you were wondering.
what if demigods actually are real but theyre all just ao3 authors
i have cracked the code
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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They will not.
Why don't you tag any of your posts?
Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?
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deathburger · 1 year ago
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Fair enough.
Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed
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deathburger · 2 years ago
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False.
Why do so many people like you again
Extreme power permeates from my glands
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