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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

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thier bussies I knew it

what part of the computer contains the soul? I need to ensure mine never sees the light of heaven

you would think the CPU or GPU but it's actually one of the busses on the motherboard

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

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Ok so we can agree to just all be separate in the woods. I hear it's safest that way.

btw the man vs bear in woods thing on tiktok has evolved into woman vs lion in woods and it's really fucking funny because all the scenarios are something like 'a lion wouldn't use me for my money'. is the money in the room with us right now?

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no movies > 2h or $100m for me

like wow movies are so bad these days, and so long. i think maybe im going to set a hard limit of 120 minutes and 100 million dollars; if your movie is longer or more expensive than that im not going to watch it

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mm fulled of eggs

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and then she jerk it

the fujoshi in enjoying gay pornography experiences a moment of contrapurposiveness in recognizing it is not "for her" but in the second moment reasserts her superiority over the object of judgment by babygirlifying it

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Which has the biggest area? the section of the Northern hemisphere with latitude greater than 30 degrees or the section with latitude less than 30 degrees?

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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🔥Water

I don’t like putting ice in my water because the ice will melt and water down the water and make it taste like shit

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someone should do an adaptation of the orpheus myth where orpheus is a Sexist and euridice turns away from him deliberatlely to return to the underworld. i wouldn't watch it & it would be bad, & the world would be a slightly worse place for having it in existence. but someone should do it, for dark kantianism

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human finstrumentality project

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microdosing sending anon hate by sending only small amounts of anon hate

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Looking to buy a new mouse. General preferences:

It would be nice if it was programmable/remappable to go along with my keyboard

I prefer corded to cordless, but it's not a deal breaker if it isn't

Conventionally mouse-shaped

Anyone have any recommendations?

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Do you evere feeel

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it will be less than a year until james somerton puts up a post on whatever platforms hes still wringing dry like Hey this is his doctor... james just went into a coma while doing community service :( btw when we scanned his brain the section responsible for honesty was very large, almost dangerously so. and his haircut did not look strange, medically speaking

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So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime