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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this
#I’ve written a lot of documentation for work because there were a lot of smaller tasks that didn’t have instructions written down anywhere#a newer coworker once said this job had more written instructions than anywhere else he worked and he really appreciated it#hasn’t stopped him and other people from doing tasks incorrectly and getting confused when something goes wrong#please I’m begging you to read the damn instructions#I did not write them for funsies
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> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside
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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
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nodding furiously at every second of this video
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty
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I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.
so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island
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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
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Tress of the Emerald Sea, by Brandon Sanderson, should get every medal every created if only for these two paragraphs

the rest is great, too, but that just killed me dead
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becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.
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