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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually
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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.
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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
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