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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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i love you dearly old man
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day 1 at my new job and im playing office worker simulator by doing fuck all for 6 hours straight
#i swear i hear someone snoring#literally how can people do this for 40 years im so bored#i need to bring a book next time#personal
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turning your brights off when you see a car approaching you on the road is a form of contraception
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and sometimes this happens at every party you go to
sometimes youre at a party in a corner with a select few people who sort of just grouped together and you realize you all have tumblr blogs in 2025.
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sometimes youre at a party in a corner with a select few people who sort of just grouped together and you realize you all have tumblr blogs in 2025.
#personal#something about this website rewrites your dna in a way that only other users can tell#people who dont have tumblr think its populated by steven universe kinnies#but they oversee the esofreaks who are into robot sex and such
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🍂Harpy & Maiden🍂
(Inspired by two mid-late medieval Persian pieces I’ve had the chance to see in person at the met)


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turns out there is nothing stopping you from making a pngtuber so you can rp working in a scriptorium
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Keep up the good work, Re-Animator Letterboxd review leavers
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Yep.
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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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