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Martin wanted to have a middle name too, in case he didn’t vibe with his first name in the long run but he just forgor….
Season 1 Jon is too busy Not Perceiving Anything and Season 2-5 Jon has no spare time for gender to be completely honest
[ID: Magnus Archives fanart of Jon and Martin. Jon is a brown person, and Martin is a white man with chin-length light brown hair.
Jon is shown against a green background at season 1 and season 5. S1 Jon has a stern expression, short black hair, and wears a collared shirt and tie, captioned "'Everyone feels that way a little bit. Don't be ridiculous.'" S5 Jon's hair is graying and messily grown to past chin length, and he's shown with greener eyes, a troubled expression, and slight glitch effects around him. He's wearing a sweater and captioned "Gender: ??? Species: ??? It's all a bit much."
Martin is shown against a light blue background, wearing a hoodie while doing a thumb-up and smiling confidently, captioned "Your local trans guy, figured it out at 15, forgot to choose a middle name as well". End ID]
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Notable Vampire Films of the 20th & 21st Century🩸
1910s:
Les Vampires (1915-1916)
1920s:
Genuine: The Tragedy of a Vampire (1920)
Nosferatu (1922)
1930s:
Dracula (1931)
Vampyr (1932)
The Vampire Bat (1933)
Mark of the Vampire (1935)
Condemned to Live (1935)
Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
1940s:
Return of the Vampire (1943)
Son of Dracula (1943)
House of Dracula (1945)
The Vampire's Ghost (1945)
1950s:
Horror of Dracula (1958)
I Vampiri (1957)
The Vampire (1957)
Blood of Dracula (1957)
The Return of Dracula (1958)
Blood of the Vampire (1958)
1960s:
Blood and Roses (1960)
The Brides of Dracula (1960)
Slaughter of the Vampires (1962)
Castle of Blood (1964)
Blood Bath (1966)
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
A Taste of Blood (1967)
Le viol du vampire (1968)
Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969)
1970s:
The Vampire Lovers (1970)
The Velvet Vampire (1971)
Dark Shadows (1971)
The Shiver of the Vampires (1971)
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)
Daughters of Darkness (1971)
Requiem pour un vampire (1972)
Alucarda (1977)
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
1980s:
The Hunger (1983)
Fright Night (1985)
Near Dark (1987)
The Lost Boys (1987)
1990s:
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Dracula: Dead and Loving it (1995)
From Dusk till Dawn (1996)
Two Orphan Vampires (1997)
Vampires (1998)
Blade (1998)
2000s:
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Underworld (2003)
Van Helsing (2004)
Let the Right One In (2008)
2010s:
Dark Shadows (2012)
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
Dracula Untold (2014)
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)
What We Do In The Shadows (2014)
The Invitation (2019)
Carmilla (2019)
2020s:
Renfield (2023)
Nosferatu (2024)
Abigail (2024)
Sinners (2025)
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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army guy comes home even more unstable than before, ruins marriage, scares his kids during visitation, gets his visitation rights limited, murders the children. i feel like this case has played out so many times the exact same way.
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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