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"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

Broke

Old timey nonsense

Camaraderie is based on mutual hatred

Builds community with shitbags

"The girlfriend of my girlfriend is my friend"

Woke

Gay

Polyamorous

Builds community with fellow queers

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(Dex is owned by @ghoulsjw)

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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she took the pey wet in the divorce

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Edwardian 1900′s Italian Made Pastel Pink, Green and Yellow Columbine Harlequin Clown Costume with working bells

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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loving this ad tbh

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Lmao get Grievous’d.

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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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I FOUND THE ADULT SWIM PROMO OF INUYASHA AND KAGOME CALLING FOR EACH OTHER AND IM ACTUALLY CACKLING DAWG

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Video Game: Uh oh! You've encountered Fat Enemy! He will be a tough man to take down due to fatness armor and gross attacks like Belch and Fart.

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby