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jegus

sometimes i forget i even own this thing but whatre you gonna do every coolkids got a busy agenda and im no different from the rest of them

jk i was rotting my brain away at some godforsaken hellhole for whatever reason i dont even know ive got nothing it was fucking stupid too since i feel like i just wasted the hours i spent in there doing nothing but count the dots that pop in and out of my vision whenever i stare at the wall too hard or too long its almost like watching shitty telenovelas on the mexican channel about some chick who runs away from her father cause he wants to sell her off to another loser schmuck who just wants her to sing all day all night but whatever thats not all that important im back now i guess

or for now

yeah

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turntechkawaiihead:

decelerate started following you

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trolltechgoghead & turntechkawaiihead started following you

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trickstersprite:

oh it was a silly accident really

i took a tumble not used to two wings with this body magic anons gave me and i ended up breaking one

ehehe

bec chewed it off last night~~

so im just healing up~~

and really i think the only use for this site is to chat and get to know people thats all ive been doing~~~ ;u;

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trickstersprite:

oh my goodness

ehehehe got me blushing sugar plum~

not a whole lot just resting up from injuries ;u;

whatsup dear~~???

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davestep:

((the car that parked next to me has loliporn in the backseat. I feel like leaving them a note saying, “I approve.” And yea, I’m fine guys

[ ooc. lafmlaskfmlas COZIES THE FUCK OUT OF YOU ]

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dstride:

with all the bitches

all of them

they cant keep their paws off me i am covered with them trust me

id be concerned if you werent drowning via their furry little claws heh

surrounded by food and my computer on a friday night

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tavrokie:

prankmaster:

tavrokie:

decelerate:

[ ooc. this is the stupidest idea i’ve ever had ]

this would be very very cool

[ ooc. you’re supposed to be telling me this is stupid B((( ]

whoah okay!! it’s stupid but it’s still cool ;D

hehehehe

[ ooc. lMALSKfa sits on you.

time to make my life harder y ]

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[ ooc. this is the stupidest idea i've ever had ]

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windygirl:

decelerate:

windygirl:

alternate universe bullshit where everyone is basically gender-switched. even you.

huh really thats something new just when you thought shit cant get any weirder

and i gotta ask

did i have pretty sizable assets

flatter than a pancake when i saw dawn last.

what

seriously??

thats kind of a letdown

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windygirl:

alternate universe bullshit where everyone is basically gender-switched. even you.

huh really thats something new just when you thought shit cant get any weirder

and i gotta ask

did i have pretty sizable assets

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windygirl:

i can’t help but laugh at the dramatic irony of a “side b” being mentioned when the anthropomorphic personification of every one of my negative thoughts decided to show up.

hey dave! hows it goin?

its going chill how else would it be going

but you gotta clear up something for me

why do you look like a chick version of egbert its like he decided to be a douch and never tell me he had a twin

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yo sup

you guys just keep coming huh but i cant really say i blame you id be drawn to myself like flies to honey moths to a motherfucking flame

heres a heads up though theres always a side b to every good thing

but you should know that already

it sure didnt take too long for daves to find me though but then again i shouldnt sound surprise its me where talking about here

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emperorglub:

)(a)(a! I sure )(ope naut! I R—-E—ELY enjoy puns, and I bet I would be a boring suckerfis)( wit)(out t)(em. And I only clam up on puns w)(en somefin serious )(appens. 38X But t)(at’s not often.

W)(ale, I would call you Dave, but I’ve met a lot of t)(em! 38O I wouldn’t want to confuse you for anotter. )(mm, I’m s)(ore I’ll t)(ink of a reely coral name for you! 

yeah probably gotta make sure you stand out from that sea of the masses or whatever and i cant imagine puns would be pretty appropriate during serious business times heh

im beginning to get a feeling i have to get used to being second to a whole lot of other fuckers judging from the army of striders out there but eh its not a big deal if you confuse me with the rest i mean its bound to happen anyway

my own name would be p ac though not even gonna lie itd be like having my own special brand of soup can labels and thats p awesome by itself

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tavrokie:

decelerate:

oh same

what easkjsakfskjfs

im just telling it how it is babe

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