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Kinda horrified at all the people talking about using scratched up non-stick pans and not realising that Teflon and other coatings are so very carcinogenic. PFAS (carcinogenic forever chemicals) build up in your body like lead or mercury.

^ Don't fucking use this ^

I need young people and the older ones too apparently, to invest in at least one good thick based stainless steel pan. It's better for cooking and it won't give you cancer.

Stainless steel pan? You can scrub that shit with a steel scourer... If stuff won't come off? You can soak it in a laundry active oxygen cleaner for an hour or two and it will come right off, then rinse with clean water and you're golden. You want to whisk your eggs in the pan? Literally no downside, but in a non-stick pan you get CANCER flakes.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Non passing trans men don't benefit from misogyny whatsoever, besides possibly on the internet. If they are seen as a woman in someone's eyes, especially legally, they do not benefit from it. If you are not seen as a man by society, regardless of if you are or not, you do not benefit from misogyny.

It's that fuckin simple.

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the summoning

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I love squishing my boyfriend. I remember he exists and just squish squish squish poke poke poke. Any soft bit of flesh is gettin squished.

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Hello, I opened Photoshop again

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Testosterone has not made me more violent or unstable or dangerous. It hasn’t done that with any of the guys I know either. You know what it has done? It’s made me crave chicken way more than I ever did before. Seriously, I took my shot night before last and this morning I just blew like $50 on bags of chicken so I wouldn’t buy shit tons of takeout. I used to order breadsticks with my pizzas, now I get boneless wings. My anxiety disorder tells me that eating meat with bone in it is risky cause what if I bite off a piece of the bone and swallow it, but lately I’ve been wanting to just ignore that for the sake of not restricting myself, something I’ve never wanted to do before starting T years ago. Seriously, the ones facing the most violence from transmascs going on T is the livestock bird population.

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

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Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

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one of the best things in life really is cooking for someone you love. learning to make new things or accomodating if they're allergic, vegan, or have whatever dietary restrictions they may have, maybe just a picky eater, idc. if we're dating i'm going to ask you to let me cook for you, let me make you something both nourishing but also good for your soul.