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Fusions and Lopunny

Call this an off day for me.

Primeape - Normally, Primeape are usually almost always angry, and will attack anyone on sight. Fusions with Lopunnies takes this towards an absurd degree. Lakes, Walls (these things hit like a sleepy Machamp), their own reflection, even stray pokeballs aren't safe from this fusion's rage as they'll now attack everything

Pinsir - Why yes, the Lopunny Fan Club are usually relentless with their "Do What Shinnoh's Done for the last Arceus knows how long" with Lopunny, and Fusions generally made things worse. Mr Mime? Cute adorable clown. Gardevoir? One of the rumored "Sirens of Sin" with a face only a Muk would love. Pinsir? Not even that thing's safe.

Vaporeon - Once, you'd never stopped hearing about this from some parts of Kanto, how the combination of two of the most "Pokephilic" Pokemon would be the pinnacle of Pokephilia. Thankfully, what actually happened is a tragedy in the making. More solid than liquid, only barely able to do what normal Lopunny could do, and just being a sad excuse for what was a wet dream. Karma? Absolutely.

Snorlax - And on the complete opposite end, many a fan of the normally erotic Lopunny bore fear from the sight of this fusion - almost as if there was some unwritten rule engraving itself into every single person in the Lopunny fanclub. As described from one of the heads: "You Smash Lopunny. Loplax Smashes You."

Porygon-Z - Yeah, even if they'll look innocent, some fusions will just be 30 flavors of NO. Some fusions will behave like ghost-types when they actually aren't, some pokemon will be monstrous individuals, and then there's examples like Poryuunny-Z. The reason why "Anti-Porygon Locks" were made, and the main reason of how the 5th month of Kanto's Fusion Generation went into chaos due to an intentional near deletion of all files belonging to the Elite Four.

Banette - And like with Gardevoir, Banette's our last victim of "put with something people will have romantic relationships with", or for the concerns of a Banunny: "The snapping of someone's neck." Yeah, you mix utter spite with something of high physical status, and you tell me exactly how'd that'll go down if you did everything in your power to make this fusion hate you.

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Kanto Fusions: Legendaries

Legendary Pokemon. All a sense of world changing presence, All still victims of Pokeballs...and usually in turn, Fusion.

Hold on to your butts, people.

Kyogre + Lopunny - Ever heard of that "fact certain people know" involving Vaporeon? Well, This fusion of Kyogre's pushes that to the limit. Will drop your ass like a ton of bricks, but it's humilliating that you're turning it on as it blocks a Thunder Punch with one of those red cores and...moans in pleasure. Making shit up is not one of my favorite things to do.

Smeargle + Rayquaza - Rayquaza. Several Dragon-Type trainer's favorite Legendary. Somabitch was the green light that Fusions could include Legendaries. If you've seen "Living Broken Rainbow" by Mina, then what'd you've seen was indeed a fusion between a Smeargle and the Sky bastard itself. Need I mention this was the 5th of the "Free-Roam" Experiment?

Ho-Oh + Stantler - Life is but an happy accident. Sometimes it's from learning the Sky High Pokemon having a habit of being about as angry as a Primeape on Protein, sometimes it's from learning that both Lusamine (Post-Ultra Beast incident) and N tried (and failed) to stop Kanto, and sometimes it's one fusion of a legendary resembling another legendary. At least nobody got fooled.

Delibird + Giratina - Christmas is coming to Shinnoh, everybody's happy, presents are shared...and all of a sudden all of Shinnoh's in a damn panic once they find THIS fusion resting atop of their Pokemon League Tower, shinning brightly like a star. After what'd amounted to 25 entire days of Christmas with Delitina, the fella returned to the Distortion World, leaving a DNA Splicer and one confused Delibird.

Arceus + Mew - Yes. God - Arceus - had officially chosen to take the piss. Rampantly scaring the hell out of Alola with a entire week of it's presence resembling an Ultra Space Wormhole. We've found out the hard way (Thanks to one very unfortunate Buzzswol that got nuked by Judgement) that yes, even God tends to have fun.

Articuno + Moltres + Zapdos - Yes. Triple Fusions. While Silph Co was already causing issues with "Miltank Month" (Which most people feared due to udder spam and milk everywhere), Team Rocket had the bold idea that was terrifying in it's concept alone. 3 Pokemon of equal power into one. Unfortunately for Team Rocket, Criminal Organizations attract 10-Year Olds like Vaporeon and Lopunny Fusions used to attract rabid fans. The Birds were thankfully separated.

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More Fusions, Maybe More Problems

Back, and seeing from the last bunch of responses...

Tyranitar + Gardevoir - You'd think that a fusion involving these two would lead to a valiant defender or terrifying monster, right? Well, Tyanvoir over here wished they could be both. The mere PRESENCE of a baby steel-type trying to claim it's mark will cause this poor thing to panic. Ouch.

Tyranitar + Wooper - No. Your eyes do not deceive you. This little fella's the size of an Ursaring, and has the behavior of a child. About as huggable as a Wooper, and about as dangerous as any Tyranitar should be. Only, if your thoughts include "Eat dreams of Children"...start running once a Tyranper take notice.

Gardevoir + Shedinja - Yay, More Gardevoir fusions. Thankfully for you, you're not in the same place as pricks like these. They'll seek control from you, they'll seek control from your pokemon, and sooner or later, you're going to be their bitch. Unless you're mad simping or would rather punch a 10 year old in the face. Via Machamp. Then, they'll respect you.

Genesect + Remoraid - Remoraid. A pokemon resembling a firearm. As you'd expect, fusions with this often will lead to the result resembling any sort of firearms, and none are as blatant as Genesect. And yes, Team Plasma. Thank you for your constant failures and causing THIS to happen.

Mawile + Miltank - Miltank. The "Cursed Cow", The "Thing more Cursed than Whitney herself." The "Omen of if we should fuse that Pokemon with anything." The mere fact that milk is spewing everywhere - sweet as it is depending on the fusion - is a solid reason in and of itself for most trainers to avoid like the plague. This is more a example of this without the milk spewing. Looks cute, you'll lose an arm.

Porygon-2 + Gardevoir - The Icon. The first. The Pikachu of Fusion itself. Unova had Ghetsis and his mad stampede of trying to freeze the region to kingdom come. Kanto had this regal Queen presented by Silph Co themselves, and in turn, the beginning of Kanto's "Fusion Generation".

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Diclaimer about Kanto's Fusion fest

Gardevoir - The Embrace Pokemon. The Embrace Pokemon. You'd think that title wouldn't mean much for any Fusions brought out by Kanto, but well...

(Thank you for the List, Bill - won't know what to do without ya.)

Arbok - Yeah, an apex predator would had came out of a result of this. Granted, Had you seen the amount of food a Gardebok eats? I feel like Snorlax has officially found it's rival.

Parasect - Yeah, you'd piss your pants too if you ran away from a Gengar and run into THIS wanting to hug you. And this is Bugsy's Ace!? Geeze, Guess Kanto really was bigger than we thought on this.

Ariados - Paldea has Tinkatons landing clean shots at steel/flying types, Kanto has Garde-Ariados spinning webs in mid-aid and tangling up steel/flying types. Guess those two shares more in common than we thought.

Misdreavus - As if your nightmares didn't have enough reasons to exist. Bonus points: I feel like the Lopunny fan club's going to HATE having this fusion ruining their dreams. Also the Mismagius Fan club. Once they hear what led to this.

Banette - The moment this fusion came about, was the moment where Pokephillia needs to be reevaluated. Especially when knowing "Embrace" + "Spite from being abandoned" = "More aggressive than Nemora on Paleda's Peace Month".

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Studying idiots at gyms

Several bits of information have been learned from news, and several bits of information could be learned if you do some stuff. Let's see how well the latter panned out.

Brock - Rock-Type Pokemon are worried about the water. Unless you happen to be Brock's Pokemon. Ever saw a Onix shut down a Flamethrower by smashing the water sprinklers above the stage? I have.

Nessa - Don't call her the Prototype Misty, otherwise you are going to see a Water-Type Gym Leader foaming at the mouth in rage. Also, Medical Herbs. She was forcefully told of this after the "Absol Frustration" incident. And was forced to learn of its qualities and price. After giving the trainer the badge, of course.

Larry - There was, at one point in Larry's life, that he'd worked for each and every villain organization, from Rocket to Flare. This was why he was more or less merciless against Maxie, and how a boring brick of a normal-type gym leader caused the most unmovable Fire-Type Trainer known to man cower in fear.

Whitney - Any attempt to train Whitney of other Pokemon has resulted in failure, even when the Kanto-exclusive "Fusions" were issued to her. Likewise, training her Miltank's next to impossible. She was up there alongside Ghetsis and Giovanni in regards of "Most Hated Trainer" because of how much she refused to learn.

Tate and Liza - If you ever wanted to see how poorly Tate and Liza are as a team, the mere sight of a Miltank (the reason, of course, being Whitney) will cause Liza to utterly lose it. Likewise, point a Gardevoir in their face, and Tate cannot control himself. His reasonings were a whole lot less...understandable.

Maylene - All of the Shinnoh Gym Leaders have, at one point, some connection with the ancient and mythical logic of "Pokephillia". All, but Maylene. The mere mention of a romantic relationship with a Lopunny near her will cause her to get absolutely spiteful of you and crush your hard-earned gym badge. Ironic that her lover is ripe with happy Ice-Type relationships leading all the way down to her father.

Elesa - As one could guess with how Kalos hates her, the gym leader known as Elesa tried to make Team Flare fashionable. She was indeed successful, but the moment that the clothes got ANYWHERE near normal Team Flare work, the clothing would be torn asunder. She kept trying and trying, only to find out the same conclusion that most of Team Flare was aware of - As with stains, rips, toxic chemicals, fires, freezing, and more, the mere idea of fashion will bounce off of Team Flare's outfits.

Valerie - And on the note of "Kalos hates you for helping Team Flare", Valerie. Granted, nobody'd expect that she was doing the heavy lifting by herself when Lysander got the work off the ground before grabbing the attention of a certain scientist. But most of Team Flare has Valerie to thank for, and in turn (until Team Flare's dissolvement), Valerie has Lysander to thank for with her clothing and eye contacts.

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“Don’t worry - X’s “Elite” managed to suppress it. That said, X does demand you for some...Certain Requirements. Head to the Observatory upon reading this message.” ~ Angela

Tomorrow they'll be hiring a new sephirah to replace me bc I let out Nothing There a while ago... and that typically means being scrapped.

It has been fun, but my services are no longer needed. Perhaps they might reactivate me in the future. But for now... thank you for viewing this blog. This blog loves you.

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Boosting because proper information is needed

CORONAVIRUS ADVICE

Novel coronavirus (COVID-19) is a human pathogen. Viruses similar to COVID-19 spread in the same way as the flu: infection from coughing, sneezing, and contact with contaminated bodily fluids.

Symptoms of the coronavirus are similar to those of the seasonal flu: congestion, coughing, fever, headache and nausea.

The majority (4 out of every 5 people infected) will have mild flu-like symptoms.

COVID-19 poses the greatest risk to the very old, very young, and immunocompromised (asthmatic patients, recent surgery patients, people with chronic long term illness and people undergoing chemotherapy).

Again for the record: AS FAR AS WE KNOW CORONAVIRUS POSES NO SIGNIFICANT LONG TERM IMPLICATIONS UNLESS YOU ARE ALREADY IMMUNOCOMPROMISED.

The spread of novel coronavirus can be prevented by proper hygiene. Wash your hands thoroughly, including in between your fingers and under your nails, use hand sanitiser, and make sure to cough and sneeze into tissues or into the crook of your elbow to minimise droplet infection.

If you are returning from an affected area and begin to experience flu-like symptoms, self-isolate at home for 14 days and contact your local health authority to inform them - this can be done by calling the NHS 111 number in the UK.

DO NOT WALK INTO A&E / THE EMERGENCY ROOM IF YOU'VE RECENTLY RETURNED FROM AN AFFECTED AREA AND ARE EXPERIENCING SYMPTOMS: IF YOU DO HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS YOU ARE POTENTIALLY EXPOSING THE AT-RISK GROUP TO THE VIRUS.

Remember, your flu symptoms are far, FAR more likely to be the actual flu than coronavirus.

I'm a biomedical scientist. Knowing how disease works is uh. literally my job. For most of us, the coronavirus poses no significant risk. The precautions are to protect those who are already ill/unable to fight the disease effectively.

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Good Dog

Show some respect, people.

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You fools!

YOU FORGOT METAL

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

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Fire:

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Let’s give it a shot.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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core suppression failure

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Catherine wants to make people more aware about how important it is to be aware of these issues.

She knew him for 20 years. He worked as a police officer. 90 days as a punishment is such a pathetic sentence. Total rubbish. this guy is evil and who knows how many victims of his assaults have stayed unknown. What a scums serve in the law enforcement… 

Please share.

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nothing speaks to me quite like this does

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We need them to be more Noxian.

Demacia Vice Caitlyn and Vi

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Maybe it’s not that your best isn’t good enough. 

Maybe it’s that you keep redefining success so you never reach it.

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Also, have a bonus snek (and fish, apparently)