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Last time someone didn't leave me alone I killed that other account we don't talk about... That person made me also not want to use tumblr
I am good!!!!! I thought you died in a car accident so i had to Intrude
r u okay
yeah i am simply oh so very unmotivated i can’t open this app without that stupid foreskin of a “human” floating about haha. so how are you man
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WHY

You know what? Let's make it even worse.
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That one under from that one tale
that one guy from that one thing
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Featherless, biped. This, is a man.

@important-cat-pics
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Shrimpsan that is forbidden by the church
I love you boy
kisses you on the tip of your nose
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Honking it? Don't mind if I do!
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:o) GO AWAY!!!! I AM HONKING IT…
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every us citizen should jork they shit into a bucket and send it to trump and he gets pregnant and has babirs
Every post is literally going to be like this
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I FORGOT TO CLARIFY THAT THE STUFF ON THE SCREEN IN THE LAST ASK IS NOT ACTUALLY MY “SPECIAL SAUCE” IT IS SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, FACE WASH, AND WATER
I almost believed it was your 'Special Sauce'. I was hoping you hadn't impregnated your laptop
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thoughts?
Kit, is that your 'Special Sauce', is it not?
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I'm technically a US citizen, but barely. What now
every us citizen should jork they shit into a bucket and send it to trump and he gets pregnant and has babirs
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FREAK!!!!!
boy you want hugs
YES PLEASE
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Not your ass, your ass
boy you want hugs
YES PLEASE
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Using my evil powers to hug your ass through the screen
boy you want hugs
YES PLEASE
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