personally i never look up the lyrics to SUGR? songs. it feels like an invasion of privacy. if steve suptic wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated.
haven’t been keeping up w steve as much since likeeee sp7 honestly but seeing him still ignites every primal instinct in my body like there were many brown haired twink youtubers for me but he was the first 🫶
Apollo: "I am gonna beat the sh*t outta you next time I see you."
Steve: "You wouldn't even be able to catch me."
Apollo: "Is that right? Well, what if I lock the door?"
Steve: "You literally--I'm the fastest man alive, and you've never seen what I'm capable of, but oh my God bro, I'm two-thirds legs."
Apollo: "Well, Steve killed."
Steve: "Okay, well how do you know that? Why would you even say that?"
Apollo: "Think, man, think. How would I know that you killed?"
Steve: "Because you're the goddamn transporter again, and you only ever f*cking transport me and it's after I've killed."
*Dumbdog gets assassinated*
Steve: "And DumbDog was lying, and he can't defend himself now, so don't vote me."