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it's so funny to me that tails is the only sonic character who has the power of flight and yet he is also the only character who owns a plane. like imagine if blaze had fire powers and also, unrelatedly, owned a flamethrower

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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guillermo del tarune

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i've played a bunch of story based games where they link a mechanic you rely on to another character, and then they have a sequence where the character is taken away so you can't rely on that mechanic, and i get what the intention is but also that sequence is always the worst part of the game

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death stranding is really funny because you can automate deliveries with these little bipedal robots, right, but they're really bad at making deliveries offroad. so you spend thousands upon thousands of resources over the course of many hours to rebuild the highway roads. and at no point during this massive undertaking does anyone instead suggest or even acknowledge the existence of freight rail. gadgetbahn stranding

DIE-HARDMAN: sam we need you to make this delivery. we have to reconnect the scattered people of america and allow us all to live safe from ghosts SAM: i hate connecting. fuck you. i'll do it though GUY WHO INEXPLICABLY LIVES AT THE END OF SIX MILES OF HAUNTED CANYON: bring me 80 kilograms of Resin

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DIE-HARDMAN: sam we need you to make this delivery. we have to reconnect the scattered people of america and allow us all to live safe from ghosts SAM: i hate connecting. fuck you. i'll do it though GUY WHO INEXPLICABLY LIVES AT THE END OF SIX MILES OF HAUNTED CANYON: bring me 80 kilograms of Resin

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An extremely bizarre detail in Mario Kart Wii is that the visual effect for performing a trick is different between DK Summit (left) and every other course in the game (right), though in a way that is so immensely minor that it is impossible to actually distinguish in-game.

The actual file being used for the effect is a different file that is marked as a "special version" of the regular one, and is nearly identical except for extremely minor tweaks to the frame timing and luminosity of the glow.

Why the developers would make a special "DK Summit-only trick animation" and then make it virtually impossible to distinguish is unknown.

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they should invent a creative process where it turns out good to begin with instead of having to scrap and redo everything 200 times over

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i love the scene towards the end of The Wicker Man (1973) where they break open a barrel of ale in the sea as a libation to the ocean gods because i know on some level despite being nonreligious it would not take that much to get me to worship the sea

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jesus: can't wait to see you guys at the last supper michael: the what supper? judas: (sweating) yeah, the what supper?

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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me when it's fine

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going through the entire metal gear series and replacing every instance of the word "boss" with "chef"

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Green Day but he steals from the patisserie he works at be like "sometimes i give myself the crêpes"

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philosophy is so useless, when would abstract thought experiments like the chinese room ever be useful in real life? anyway, this llm is producing convincing responses to the inputs i give it, i assume that means there's a conscious mind in there