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we're basically just using twink as a substitute for metrosexual now

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby is an anime about racehorses. Tangentially. The premise is that real-life racehorses get reincarnated as teenage horsegirls - that's human girls with horse ears and tails - who then proceed to have secondary careers in the girly sports anime genre. Regardless of their gender as horses, they all become teen girls. (I know.)

I do not think the premise of this anime was developed with O Holy Thunder in mind. O Holy Thunder is 17.2 or 17.3 hands of violent, spiteful, should-be-castrated old steeplechaser. While we may admire Thunder - whose muscles are like dachshunds wrestling in a silk bag - for his racing prowess, he has no other redeemable qualities or attractive habits. He tried to eat Killie's fingers. He temporarily ate Killie's teeth. He tried to kill a groom. He technically counts as toxic waste. His horse passport implies that he's possibly actually a sort of crocodile. With other Irish-bred horses the suffix (IRE) is meant to separate them internationally from conflicting international records (name registries are specific to countries) but in Thunder’s case, it's just because there wasn't room to write (WRATH).

I am not sure what he'd make of being reincarnated into the position of "catgirls-but-they're horses" and forced to talk about "friendship."

Unfortunately, Thunder is internationally famed for landing on his feet.

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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality. US Muslims favor equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%).

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One of the reasons that many autistic women get turned away from a diagnosis is that they are in a romantic relationship. how could she possibly have a disability related to social dysfunction? she was socially skillful enough to attain one of the primary goals of a woman's life, she has a partner! what this ignores is that for women, especially autistic women, getting into a relationship is something that can just straight up be done to you without you taking any action at all or even really consenting to it. Men approach women, involve themselves in women's lives, push women to give them attention and spend time with them, begin forming expectations around the woman's availability to them based simply on having been around her a lot before, and every individual in the woman's life will typically encourage her to grant the man a chance and get into a relationship with him, and will begin asking her questions and forming assumptions that push that relationship further along. when are you two going to move in together? surely you want to have kids! well of course he wants to spend a lot of time with you, you're dating! and so in fact a person who is disempowered due to misogyny and who is also extremely passive and socially confused due to autism can actually be even more likely to wind up into a relationship or always to be in one. hell a great many autistics say that they didn't even choose their friendships at all, those friendships just happened to them by virtue of proximity and sufficient pushiness (or interest) on the part of the friends! so it's actually very easy for an autistic woman, no matter her degree of social skills or ability to neuro conform, to wind up in a relationship.

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people on tumblr can have my instagram but people on instagram cannot have my tumblr

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like "they weren't right for each other" or "it just didn't work out" but for poly relationships it's always "this is why I could never do polyamory"

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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kinda feel like the monkey’s paw has been phoning it in lately. last 6 wishes it just granted and then made the thing they wished for slimy. like that guy’s still a millionaire, monkey’s paw. just a slimy millionaire

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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if you make that female character less goth as a sign of her ~healing~ or ~improving her life~ I will kill you

make her MORE gloriously dark and over-the-top. she's growing into herself. she's getting comfortable being who she wants to be. do you see the vision. I am crying and throwing things

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why are mcr fans posting like theyre in an active hostage situation

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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