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why would they ever delete this scene

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chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

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shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

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The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

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People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…

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katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

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My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

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psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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Just a reminder that temper tantrums are goal oriented; once a person achieve their goal or finally believes their goal is unobtainable, the tantrum ends (often with little to no deescalation; it just stops).

In contrast, an autistic meltdown is not goal oriented. It is the result of sensory-emotional overload. It is a fight/flight/flee response rooted instinct, not a conscious desire to reach a goal. Meltdowns typically end when the autistic regains sensory-emotional control, and deescalation of a meltdown is typically a long process.

TL;DR: Temper tantrums are goal oriented and targeted. Meltdowns just friggin’ happen because meltdowns.

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