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so yeah I watched that animated kpop movie

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He made it 🥺

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Bruce Wayne has been secretly joining all the tea parties thrown by the mothers in Dick's class. He just woke up yesterday with an injured child acrobat in the next room and he needs some guidance. So he's taking this on as part of his new routine. The ladies of the tea party? absolutely adore him.

Linda: Yeah, so I said "No, honey, you can't break the rules we've set. I have to keep my word and you have to keep yours." So I had to ground him for a week.

Bruce, writing down intently: And what did he say?

Linda, fully aware that she is raising the parent in this man: He got upset and slammed doors and threw a bit of a tantrum, but then that evening he apologized for his behavior and we cuddled on the couch and talked about our feelings.

Bruce: Oh.

(Fifteen years later, when Damian enters the academy, he is the head of the tea party and he is the one giving the advice. His children will never know.)

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First Sight

Something was stirring in Jaime... deep... deep inside [x] GOT Fanart ☆ Braime Fanart

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Love the idea Tim Drake is drawn to people who are deeply traumatized because he has that "but I can fix him" urge

Tim Drake *watches Dick Grayson's parents die*

Janet Drake: tim is so young thank god he won't even remember and there will be no long lasting psychological consequences

Tim, ten years later: hello Dick Grayson I am your biggest fan I know everything about you and I'm here to fix everything

Dick: uh, you sure about that?

Tim, looking at Batman self-destruct with grief over his last son, actively beating the shit out of petty criminals: yeah too late I'm locked in

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Clark doesn’t understand how Bruce fits that many kids in one manor.

At night, he tiptoes past rooms with labeled doors: Jason’s if he needs it, Tim’s but don’t knock, Stephanie & Cass – enter at risk of glitter.

Then there’s the den. The “unofficial” nest.

Bruce is there one morning, corner of the couch claimed. Damian’s on the floor with Titus. Dick is half off the loveseat, snoring.

And Bruce? Smiling, barely. Wrapped in a hoodie, watching them like they’re the only thing tethering him to Earth.

Clark kisses the top of his head. “You nest better than I do.”

Bruce: “They’re loud, but they’re warm.”

Clark: “You mean emotionally?”

Bruce: “No. Literally. Dick runs at 101°.”

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Driving lessons gone wrong

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In fandom there should be a middle ground between "They wouldn't fucking say that" and "They WOULD fucking say that" called

"I don't think they would say that, but this character is so underwritten in canon that its hard for me to think of an alternative"

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actually the only thing in cql that i want explained is how jiggy got his hands on king théoden of rohan's sword

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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LITTLE FAIRY FROM THE UNTAMED (2019) — for @piyo-13

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Personally, I think the best answer to the What Color Are An Ding Peak's Robes question is that they were originally yellow. Not the same shade as Huan Hua Palace's gold robes, but close enough that they do bring up bad memories for Mobei Jun from time to time, which the original Shang Qinghua definitely used to his advantage when he needed to manipulate the King of the North in the original story. Eventually, Mobei Jun caught on, and this tactic failed.

When AIRPLANE Qinghua became the peaklord in his timeline, he changed the color to pale blue. This annoyed every single one of his peers, who found it irksome and unnecessary. After his betrayal came to light, many of them assumed that Shang Quinghua had probably been laughing at them in private because he'd pretty much announced his change in loyalties by walking around in Mobei Jun's colors. Even though this is not accurate. The Mobei blues are much darker. Airplane chose the light blue because it reminded him of Mobei Jun's eyes. 

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OK let Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing have a political marriage of convenience and  slowburn fall in love as they desperately try to save their people and are slowly forced via associating with their brothers to grimly take on saving everyone else as well.

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a malfunctioning angel, a still loyal heart

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