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Trauma-informed pixel man????

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the city’s pride!

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hi! Huge fan of the series!! was wondering, how's UB with pets- especially with some of the more "far-out" pets, like spiders or snakes? How are they with an MC with pets?

Considering some of the supernatural creatures they've dealt with, snakes and spiders aren't that much a huge deal for them, hehe! :D

For M and A, pets don't actually register as something to pay attention to.

N has more interest if it's a cuddly-type pet.

F treats animals in the same way they treat everyone else, because in the Echo World animals have more magic in them and can communicate in a way and that's what F grew up with. So a pet would be more like a roommate than a pet for F (obviously not influenced at all by my intense love of animals and treating them on par with humans, hehe! ;D)

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

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this is so FUNNY????

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If Lauren Jenkins got to be something other than a detective she would have done a lot of bouncing from thing to thing while being a broke musician. Eventually, she would even make it to Quintessential Shitty Rockstar. Instead of the scene where the detective meets UB at the warehouse before they know who they're protecting, Lauren and Morgan fuck in a supply closet before they know who they're protecting. Her relatively high profile status would make her harder for Murphy to kidnap if Unit Bravo were actually trained in crowd management. Unfortunately, as we all know by now, they are not.

If Neveah Desanto got to be something other than a detective she would be a social worker. She would notice either Morgan or Ava, probably Ava with her 3 shirts and no accessories, lingering around the building and assume they were in need of help but too scared/embarrassed to ask so she keeps trying to bring snacks, make small talk to build trust, etc. Farah would gleefully throw fuel on this fire by creating an elaborate sob story. Murphy would kidnap her by standing in an alley and pretending to need help. It would not be hard.

If Louise Langford got to be something other than a police detective she would...still be a detective, just private eye/Nancy Drew style. Being nosy and investigative would be how she got together with Bobby. Louise would 1000% notice she was being stalked by Unit Bravo and Nat would have to come in with a case like a noir style detective novel come to life.

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Dr. Mortum

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SEX AND THE CITY (1998–2004) 3.09 Easy Come, Easy Go

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The Lesbian Ranks Otome Guys series may be making a come back. I have been seduced by the Lore™

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drawn on her birthday but didn't post bc i kinda hated how it came out but now i kinda like it so here it is

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Unit Bravo Spoiling a Kiddo:

You know N buys them those ridiculously expensive berries from the farmer's market & then F convinces them to let the little fruit bat toddler eat them on a tarp in nothing but a diaper. The mess is epic, but the kid is very happy.

N also reads to them every single day and, depending on the parents, might be more fussy than the kid's actual parents.

N has absolutely purchased them designer baby clothes and coordinated their outfits.

N is a little sad when they're eventually old enough to want to dress themselves and then end up in like Gucci joggers, some light up sneakers F found at the store, a grubby T-shirt, and a tiny version of A's sunglasses

F & the kid go out for ice cream unreasonably often.

F also likes to take them shopping "for presents" which for the first few years is just F letting them go ham at the dollar store and then coming home with a bag of nonsense. F is very dedicated to justifying every single one of the kid's purchases. M absolutely needs those sponges they picked out.

F & M both panic once the kid hits that toddler stage where they try to run everywhere and climb everything only to fall over constantly. There are a lot of panicked close saves.

M finds themselves ready to fist fight a toddler when the kid comes home with pre-school beef.

A has alarms set to make sure that sunscreen is religiously applied to the baby every 90 minutes.

There are tactical diaper blow-out training sessions

A always knows where the kiddo's comfort object is at all times, even though they complain about the kid having a comfort object in the first place.

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What goes on in that head of yours, Jules?

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characters originally written as men but given the option to be a woman for interactive fiction purposes are always so genius by accident

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at the start of book 4 the MC has four options:

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My current Book 4 Chapter 1 theory is that Ostin is the dead guy, and he's part of some secret cult sent to infiltrate the agency to try and release whatever creature we don't have security clearance to know about, and that he thought he was gonna get great power bequeathed unto him but actually he just got murdered.

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You know how moms throw their arms out across the person in the passenger seat when they have to slam the breaks. Now imagine the detective doing that to UB

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roflmao!

[i dont go here but this is why im of the theory that n knows, they're just DEEPLY in denial.]

Oh they 100% know somewhere in the subconscious.