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Throw it into the road and paint him across the pavement.

The body isn't of any use to me.

nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Only if you manage to hit her and that fucko with the circle-glasses.

nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Leave my fellow out of this beef, or I will aim the ballista at your sister.

We shall attempt to assassinate each other, not our fellows. Such all I have to say to you, child of nepotism.

Happy birthday, asshole.

There's a gift under the drive-thru counter.

It's not a shaped charge.

- @deeply-fried-wings

Don't worry I gave you a gift in your car as well.

It's not a pipe bomb.

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I walk home.

Who's car did you put a pipe bomb in?

Happy birthday, asshole.

There's a gift under the drive-thru counter.

It's not a shaped charge.

- @deeply-fried-wings

Don't worry I gave you a gift in your car as well.

It's not a pipe bomb.

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nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Sleep with one eye open. Your little rabbit bodyguard won't stop me.

I will pour the contents of the deep fryer onto your face, so that your visage shall be marred so much that your identity shall be null and void.

Psst, have some of yi sang's weed

I'm flushing it and recording it to send to him after work.

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Good shit. It'll take him at least 10 weeks to recover from that.

Threw a mcmolotov at Dongrang for going anywhere near our premises.

@mcdonaldsdrivethrubaoyu you're next. Keep the fuck away from my weed.

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Threw a mcmolotov at Dongrang for going anywhere near our premises.

@mcdonaldsdrivethrubaoyu you're next. Keep the fuck away from my weed.

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Tried the coffee from the coffee machine.

My Mcfucking Mcthroat is on Mcfire.

I wouldn't reccomend this to Gubo's bitchass.

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Pardon, Faust, but are you pre-sniffing the gunpowder?

That makes the high worse, you know.

You are all worms in a terrarium to me

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Very well.

Glad ur back to health sorry for throwing tomatoes and pouring soup on you, twink blorbo @deeply-fried-wings

If you have any more health insurance complications then let me know privately in private.

In other news do you want to sniff the gunpowder out of the bullets I just bought?

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That is what I was to place the shaped charges for. I wish to see his corpse fly like a bird destined to dive into the street and get their entrails splattered across the road.

I suggest you save your bullets for Baoyu.

Glad ur back to health sorry for throwing tomatoes and pouring soup on you, twink blorbo @deeply-fried-wings

If you have any more health insurance complications then let me know privately in private.

In other news do you want to sniff the gunpowder out of the bullets I just bought?

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can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You get a deep-fried roach and a McMolotov one coffee.

Please pull up to the window.

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That sounds quite ideal. I shall meet you behind the Starbucks. I need to place shaped charges there anyway.

Who are those bullets for, If I may?

I am sorry to hear about the Anthrax, by the by.

Glad ur back to health sorry for throwing tomatoes and pouring soup on you, twink blorbo @deeply-fried-wings

If you have any more health insurance complications then let me know privately in private.

In other news do you want to sniff the gunpowder out of the bullets I just bought?

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*unfortunately, on the day of your return, you can tell that there's Anthrax in the air. For some reason.* ((OOC: Hello hello you are not immune to the Anthrax in the air vents from an interaction with two of the other McDonald's LCB Blogs))

(Yi Sang takes a good, long whiff of the air.)

Truly? Anthrax? My body has grown to resist it quite well, thanks to several vaccinations.

I hope it kills Baoyu.

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The whimsy infecting your voice is enough for me to consider dunking both our heads in the deep fryer.

I am Yi Sang. My name is all you need to know. I have recovered from my organs blooming viscerally. T'was quite painful indeeed. I shan't get into the details, for my fuckass coworkers are awaiting me, and I would rather not take ANOTHER TOMATO TO THE BACK OF MY FUCKING HEAD.

DNI IF YOU ARE

-A pedophile.

-A Racist.

-One who holds any ill will to any of those identifying as LGBTQ+.

-The fuckwit who keeps ordering slices of cheese to be delivered to the city hall.

-Kromer.

-Colonel Sanders.

-Just here to lord your superiority over me. I've heard it a million times and it doesn't make the noose any more appealing than it is already.

-Jia Baoyu. You are not at all pleasant to work with. I wish ill upon your days.

-DONGRANG FROM THE KFC ACROSS THE STREET. I HAVE TAKEN A NOTE OUT OF OUTIS'S BOOK AND MOUNTED A FUCKING BALLISTA ON THE ROOF OF THE MCDONALDS. I WILL TURN YOUR FACE INTO A FINE RED MIST IF YOU SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, CORPORATE DICKSUCKER.

-Gubo, I shan't work another day at the corporate marring of my life's last smile.

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I am Yi Sang. My name is all you need to know. I have recovered from my organs blooming viscerally. T'was quite painful indeeed. I shan't get into the details, for my fuckass coworkers are awaiting me, and I would rather not take ANOTHER TOMATO TO THE BACK OF MY FUCKING HEAD.

DNI IF YOU ARE

-A pedophile.

-A Racist.

-One who holds any ill will to any of those identifying as LGBTQ+.

-The fuckwit who keeps ordering slices of cheese to be delivered to the city hall.

-Kromer.

-Colonel Sanders.

-Just here to lord your superiority over me. I've heard it a million times and it doesn't make the noose any more appealing than it is already.

-Jia Baoyu. You are not at all pleasant to work with. I wish ill upon your days.

-DONGRANG FROM THE KFC ACROSS THE STREET. I HAVE TAKEN A NOTE OUT OF OUTIS'S BOOK AND MOUNTED A FUCKING BALLISTA ON THE ROOF OF THE MCDONALDS. I WILL TURN YOUR FACE INTO A FINE RED MIST IF YOU SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, CORPORATE DICKSUCKER.

-Gubo, I shan't work another day at the corporate marring of my life's last smile.