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I made a uQuiz to figure out how you would fall if you were an angel. My credentials are that I am gay and my mom was a pastor.
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actually yeah, unliking and reliking a post when a mutual rbs something is important enrichment for the ecosystem
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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goat fight. non-negotiable.
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welp this didn't take me nearly as long as i expected it to lol, but here's a letterboxd list containing all movies from the @whumpapedia !
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Moves joints: ow
Doesn’t move joints: ow
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Been thinking about them lately.
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They are attempting a world record in my town today and traffic is unbelievable this morning, what the fuck
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Cal Kestis and BD-1 in LEGO Star Wars - 25 Years | Celebrate the Season
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this or that - captivity whump (4)
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"Don't do sleep, get eight hours of drugs"
Yeah, I'm going to sprinkle that into my vocabulary from now on
#rbing from sideblog just cause i need to gush about this podcast again#i had to take a spontaneous 3 hour road trip today so i was listening to an episode and there is such a tragically amazing whump scenario#where one character kiiinda got betrayed by his group of friends?#(the player was only there for a couple of episodes as he filled in for one of the group who was away for a bit#so they had been like 'yeah this character is going to join the group for a bit and you do know each other from years ago#and then we'll make a reason for this character to disappear at the end of the episode and then the regular player will be back next week'#and how they had this guest character disappear at the end of this short arc was to have him be arrested for stealing a cardboard cutout#(fucking hilarious tbh) but they'd set it up so that the bosses who wanted him arrested for stealing this cardboard cutout asked the group#to keep him distracted until they had the manacles that could hold him and so when their time together was winding down the bosses show up#and arrest him and hes knocked out and taken away and the groups kinda like wow ok did you have to knock him out ok bye buddy see you around#and then like 10 episodes later the group is finally leaving the carnival (that they spent 18 episodes in because of reasons)#and they go from one realm of the Feywild to another and hours later they are attacked by this friend who they had just kinda sorta betrayed#but hes feral and has stuff stuck under his skin and transformed into this mutated version of himself and doesnt recognize them#until they are able to subdue him and he shrinks back to his normal form and hes so relieved to see them all#to the group it's only been about 2-3 hours since they saw him in the other realm#but hes been in THIS realm and held captive and being experimented on for FIVE YEARS#and his memories of what has happened to him are garbled and he doesn't want to try to remember what happened because of the torture#and its just. god it makes me want to go feral myself#character dragged to another dimension where hes tortured and experimented on for YEARS when its only been mere hours for the rest of them#and he had the ticket from the carnival that they had been at together and he was like 'this is my only possession#i kept it and cherished it remembering our 'Guys Night' together and it gave me hope that i would see you guys again'#GAH HEARTBREAKING#I LOVE IT SO MUCH THOUGH#dumb little guy whos had a really bad time but also one of the funniest guys in the group = easy way to become my little blorbo#('little' is used loosely; this characters like 7 feet tall lmao)#*holds him in my teeth and starts to bite down*#mine now#(oh yeah and the quote in the post: only one of many fucking hilarious moments in this episode#because this was the first full episode that this character was back for the DM was like alright guys let's just get this character#comfortable being in the group again; go nuts' and nuts they went and it was glorious
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