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“Jobless behavior” when referring to people who are absolutely deranged on the internet is so far removed from reality like I guarantee you most people who are obsessively unhinged have a job that is driving them to become absolutely insane because they are miserable and likely don’t have the energy to do much outside of whatever outlet they’re using to take their frustrations out on the internet. Employed behavior

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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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(hypnotizes you into liking my oc) (she has no lore)

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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erm. swap thingie

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i must know how taking commissions starves the beatboxing puppy

watch Our Drawings: Princess Movie (2023) to find out :)

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redraw of a cute comic by @ mewochy

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shout out to that one time i tried to reverse image search a drawing of baby mohg and google gave me pictures of espurr. thanks to that i can't see that pokemon without thinking of mohg, and of course i had to eventually draw him like that

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mizzle world

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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crazy that the ocean exists. we should really be talking about this more

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1000 year old helical step well with 8 staircases twisting from 8 shrines, hidden for centuries, found in Maharashtra, India

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in the nest with mama