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As I previously said before;

Balls. And. Nuts.

Ano bhie???😟

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Nuts and balls

what.

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What.

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Due to another accident, the human reader has been split apart into their core emotions (Happiness, Fear, Sadness, Anger, etc.) and all of the emotions are running around. Until this is fixed, all of the emotions have to be watched/gathered in one area so they aren’t just lost and wandering around. Headcanons for how MTMTE Drift, MTMTE Swerve, and MTMTE Rodimus would deal with this.

(Mtmte Rodimus)

Roddy would start by finding the happy you by making his way through his office, and there you are! Sitting on his chair happily reading his reports like a child reading a fun little storybook.

Next up is finding Sadness, easily found by the sobbing sounds made by blue you in the halls by his habsuite trying to look for him, rushing his way over and plucking you up from the metal floor to hold you as you wept and vent about whatever's making you sad.

Now anger is also pretty easy, all he has to do is call your favorite thing overrated and there you are popping through the corner angrily stomping your way at him, you even get more grumpy as the big red bot holds you and brings you to brainstorm's lab.

Fear, also easy to find he just has to close the lights and call out to you and there you are running into his arms with a death grip.

Now that all of them are in the makeshift pen that Brainstorm made Rodimus gets to take a break from his reports and keep watch of you.

(Mtmte Drift)

Happy you is found in your shared habsuite playing with all the gifts he got you as well as the scented candles he had bought for some more intimate moments, the many candle's scent spreads around the room as you happily fiddle with the dress he gave you for your anniversary.

Sadness is found wandering the halls as they search for their lover, happily plucking them up Drift puts them in your shared habsuite with happiness so that little happy could comfort them as Drift sets out to find the other emotions.

Drift lures anger to him with the help of some bots, said bot's help is to insult and degrade him, calling Drift names and such all for angry little you to stomp your way at them with the intent to throw hands at whoever is saying such things to their lover.

Now with fear he wouldn't do anything to scare his them to lure them to him, he'll just call out your name around the halls and eventually they'll make their way to him.

Now that all of them are in his hands he makes his way to Brainstorm's lab in hopes that he gets his little human back in piece.

(Mtmte Swerve)

Happy is found at either his bar serving drinks and talking with other bots, in his habsuite watching a movie, or following him around like a cat that wants more treats and pets.

Sadness is easily found in his habsuite crying at the movie Titanic, he gets distracted as he watches the movie and cries with you too.

Anger is found by simply insulting Swerve on how talkative he is, Swerve has to pull you away from the mech before you scratch his face off with your bare hands.

Fear is also found by switching off the lights, all he has to do now is wait for you to come to him and you are complete. Well not "complete complete" just all of you come together in a lil cuddle session before he takes you to Brainstorm's to get you back together.

When all are finally in Brainstorm's lab Swerve talks to all of you about various topics of TV shows and such while Stormy is setting up his machine to get you back together again.

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Pillow 1: beneath my head

Pillow 2: between my knees

Pillow 3: the huggin’ pillow

Pillow 4: against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality

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Four people have just liked this and idk if it means something or doesn't.. is the ask an inside joke or something?? Am I just worrying?💀

I going make joke about Megatron having a weak and naively twin (who is seeker)

If this is a request I may have to decline because requests are closed, but if this isn't a request then, I don't know what you mean, sorry.

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I going make joke about Megatron having a weak and naively twin (who is seeker)

If this is a request I may have to decline because requests are closed, but if this isn't a request then, I don't know what you mean, sorry.

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Wildbreak x hyperactive wild human child reader

He loves you but dear primus you need some rest! He gets tired most of the day chasing you around, you are an absolute menace please human? Please stop escaping bedtime! When you escape bedtime (which is most of the time) he spends hours trying to grab you and take you to bed, but other times he just gives up and let's you tire yourself out.

Loves painting with you, just don't ruin his paint job please? He sometimes curls around you when you sleep, he likes it he likes how warm you are.

There are times when he wakes you up trying to sleep beside you. Sorry human.. you looked nice and cozy in there! He couldn't help it!

Tries his best to be a responsible parent but can't help it, you look so happy with all those toys!

Really loves playing with you, but less chasing games, he gets worried sometimes because of how small you are and he doesn't wanna step on you.

Will take you out driving but will drive slowly and let the windows open if you get sick easily

He likes spoiling you, you want that toy? It's yours, that book? Yep got it!

He doesn't like it when you cry, and will try to cheer you up with more games and toys.

The bee team tried to "rescue" you once no ones ever seen Wildbreak that angry before.

Loves causing some trouble with you, mostly vandalizing random areas with spray paint and chalk and running off.

He's strict with what food your eating, he's done some research to take care of you, and you only get treats after you finish a good meal.

Makes a baby carrier to bring you around in, you don't like it but he does! Plus you look cute in it

Steals some fancy clothes for you to wear and he absolutely loves the way you look in them, tosses you up and around when you put on a new outfit

He's never gonna let go of you, he loves you very much❤️

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Ight fam requests are now closed

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Would I be able to request the Scavengers as a whole for something, or would I only be able to pick three, like all the other things?

You would only be able to pick three, sorry!

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I guess this is like a follow up for the first request with the reader coming out to MTMTE Drift, MTMTE Rewind, and TFP Ratchet. So, it’s been a while after Human Reader came out, and so far, everything’s been fine. However, one day, Human Reader seems really distressed. MTMTE Drift, MTMTE Rewind, and TFP’s reaction to learning/maybe even seeing/hearing that most of Human Reader’s family or friends don’t really accept them?

Drift (MTMTE):

Once he heard about how your "family" doesn't accept you he's already by your side with supplies. Blanket? Check, snacks? Check, DVD's of your favorite movies? Double Check! As you two watch the movie he's right behind you holding you close, telling you that you don't need to listen to them and that you're perfect the way you are and there's nothing that could make him think otherwise.

Rewind (MTMTE):

He was in his holoform on the way to your house to give you some gifts when he overheard your mother screaming at you about how being gay is a sin, when I tell you he was damn near close to putting her in her place. He. Was. Damn. Near. Close, but he didn't wanna make the situation worse and waited until your mother left to pick you up, when you get back on the ship he's already holding you close and telling you that if they didn't accept you then him and the whole ship will. After that he gave you a snack and brought you to Swerve's.

RATCHET (TFP):

He heard the news when you came to the base with dried tears on your face and the most tired look in your eyes. Yep, something happened and it was not happy, and nor was he. When you told him about it all.. the yelling and the arguments etc, he was angry, like REALLY angry, how could their carriers not accept their offspring as they are? This is utterly ridiculous! He was stomping his way out of the base to confront them when he was stopped by you and Optimus. So the only reasonable action he had to take was to comfort you and take your mind off of the situation, and he did. With some movies, healthy snacks, comforting words, and some fun arts and crafts activities, if your happy after that then grampy ratty is happy too.

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I wanted to make some fluff with my favorite alien hunter so here ya go ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Warm Little Moments

It was a boring day today, nothing really happened. No new Alien Hunt episode, no news about whatever. Just a really boring day, not for Meteorfire though, he just saw it as an opportunity to be with you the rest of the day with some fun activities you two could do,,, and maybe some cuddling would do as well.

And so that leads you to right now, sitting on his lap on the chair as his arms wrapped around your smaller frame, his chin resting on your helm as his chassis made a low and quiet rumbling tone, telling you that he was content with the closeness and the warmth of it all, he loved every single moment he got to hold you like this, every single moment you held his hand, and every single moment he got to look at you.

The Alien Hunt episode played on the screen but the only thing you could hear was his rumbling chassis and him explaining the alien species shown on screen, "So this alien was a fun one to interact with, they were quite hyper you should've been there, you would've loved them!" he said joyfully as he pulled you closer to his frame.

"I wish we could have more moments like this instead of you always doing work.."

He whispered softly, facing you too him, his helm moved closer and closer and then.. 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀.

He had pulled away and smiled slightly, his servo placing your helm on his chassis and stroked it to lull you to sleep.

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Something was being worked on, something like a portal, and it exploded (probably Brainstorm’s doing). Human reader is missing. The bots do manage to bring them back through the portal, but it isn’t the same one, instead it’s a Shattered Glass version of the reader. How would MTMTE Perceptor, MTMTE Chromedome, and MTMTE Whirl react to this?

Perceptor (MTMTE):

Would ban Brainstorm from using the lab for a few weeks after he fixes this, and while Brainstorm is fixing the problem Percy will probably put you in a cell room if you cause any trouble. There was one time you mixed in a toxic chemical in his energon, after he left the medbay he immediately gave you a 5 hour lecture and put you in a corner of the room with an adult sized leash.

Chromedome (MTMTE):

Where's the sweet sweet liason he know and who is this rude human? He will try to be a dad figure to you to change your rude ways, he hates it when you pull cruel pranks on the ship, it isn't funny! So he also give you a lecture and takes you to Drift to clear your mind and to think about what you've done.

Whirl (MTMTE):

This new human is a fun one to be with! Will help you pull some pranks with the other bots, but then the pranks you pull are just.. taking it too far then he realizes how much a jerk this new human liason is! He found out about your mean nature when he was sent to the brig for a prank that HE NEVER DID! Once he's outta there he will have some bones to pick.

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Is there maybe a limit for how much a person can request? Especially in a short amount of time? Because I have a lot of request ideas-

Nope, request as much as you like pal, go crazy

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Platonic cyberverse decepticons x techno organic baby reader

Everyone wanted a turn to watch you, to hold you, and to feed you and such, Everyone was jealous that Megatron was always the one to hold you, it' not FAIR! Every day on the Nemesis is every con in-ship fighting all over the sweet sweet sparkling, if anyone had accidentally hurt you they would never see the light of day, EVER! Megatron's rules.

Starscream tries to resist your cuteness but just can't! He can't help it you're too adorable not to ignore! Will probably sneak away with you to go on small little field trips with the seekers but he won't let them hold you, only he gets the privilege >:(

Clobber loves to toss you up, she once tossed you too high that your head hit the ceiling, thankfully she managed to calm you down before anyone heard.

Lockdown stuck some rubber on his hook so you wouldn't cut yourself when he played with you.

Shockwave made you some toys while Soundwave got you a spinning mobile that plays music.

Megatron got you your own little throne to sit beside him while he orders his fellow cons :D

Shadowstriker loves to decorate your face with facepaint and she loves the way you mumble "Pwetty!" At her gives her more confidence and self esteem :3

The seekers play with you often with Slipstream and Thundercracker arguing who would get to hold you.

They HATE IT when you cry! Please don't cry :( when you cry Thunder cracker is the one who cries with you, both of your eyes filled with tears as he held you close.

Yeah, what a lovely family :)

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I wanted to make some fluff with my favorite alien hunter so here ya go ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Warm Little Moments

It was a boring day today, nothing really happened. No new Alien Hunt episode, no news about whatever. Just a really boring day, not for Meteorfire though, he just saw it as an opportunity to be with you the rest of the day with some fun activities you two could do,,, and maybe some cuddling would do as well.

And so that leads you to right now, sitting on his lap on the chair as his arms wrapped around your smaller frame, his chin resting on your helm as his chassis made a low and quiet rumbling tone, telling you that he was content with the closeness and the warmth of it all, he loved every single moment he got to hold you like this, every single moment you held his hand, and every single moment he got to look at you.

The Alien Hunt episode played on the screen but the only thing you could hear was his rumbling chassis and him explaining the alien species shown on screen, "So this alien was a fun one to interact with, they were quite hyper you should've been there, you would've loved them!" he said joyfully as he pulled you closer to his frame.

"I wish we could have more moments like this instead of you always doing work.."

He whispered softly, facing you too him, his helm moved closer and closer and then.. 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀.

He had pulled away and smiled slightly, his servo placing your helm on his chassis and stroked it to lull you to sleep.

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So human reader ends up coming out to the Bots. How would MTMTE Drift, MTMTE Rewind, and TFP Ratchet react/feel about it once human reader tells them?

Drift (MTMTE):

As soon as you came out he gave you a hug and said that he supports you all the way and if anyone ever makes you uncomfortable or down about your sexuality he'll be there with open arms! He gave you a rainbow crystal :)

Rewind (MTMTE):

When you first told him he didn't mind about it, gay or straight it doesn't matter, your still you and he loves you. Him and Chromedome gave you a shirt with the flag of your sexuality. If any homophobe came near and made a comment Rewind will carry you away and and pat your head. "Don't listen to them, you'll lose your braincells."

Ratchet (TFP):

This grumpus just replies with: "Ok." And goes on with his work, it may not look like it but deep down he's happy you found the courage to get out of the closet and tell him. Gave you a mug with your sexuality flag and often drives you to any Pride parade nearby.