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Wifies keeps spreading odyssey duo propaganda while Parrot is nowhere to be seen in public is very funny to me

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we finish this together

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Hai saiintvalentiineeeeeee I’m rotating the blorbos in my head right now but I’m relatively new here ngl. Any fic reqs? UU or parkciv?

hiiiiiiiiii mushroom-jack

*insert obligatory shameless self promotion here*

so believe it or not I don't read that many UU fics? I got into the fandom when there was jackshit on AO3 so I never got into the habit of reading. So most of these r older fics.

UU:

The Taste of Freedom (within the safety of one’s friends) by Ivy_Amari, a "missing scene" fic set right at the end of the Proton escape episode from Ken's POV. Also shameless friend promotion :')

falling into orbit by GhostWithAScythe, where parfies ARE NOT divorced and are happy and in love and everything is good and we all experience joy and whimsy.

Your hand fits mine like it was made to be there by DeathByManchineel, a wing preening fic. Wing preening makes me happy. Don't look at my wingfic to verify that you will not find evidence just know that I Like It Even If I Do Evil In My Own Wingfic

Park Civ:

interlock (your hands and mine) by Anonymous, a series of short seavbo soulmate fics. I loved it even though I'm not that much of a soulmate enthusiast— just. idk! Itched a scratch! I really enjoyed it.

over the roofs of the world by daedalinth, a series of surreal fics about Evbo adapting to godhood and the things that never truly go away. Love how dreamy and surreal it gets at times.

i sleep so i can see you ('cause i hate to wait so long) by salems_trials, where Evbo goes to bother Seawatt in the afterlife. Loved the internal dialogue of it and it's sincerity, it's pretty short but uses its length to its advantage imo!

bonus KWW fic:

my vision of you is unaltered (i am blind) by FriendlyNeighborhoodCreature, a kind of character study on Maskfies and their relationship with Evilfies. I just think more people should read it.

pls lmk if any of the links are busted I had to do this on mobile at work ㅠㅠ I hope you enjoy some of these!!!

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parfies (parrot/wifies) make me ill. its driving me insane, everytime I see them interact I get the ability to kill. I'm throwing up everytime they're together. this is like 5x worse than how I acted with clownzy its so bad

doomed yaoi so bad it's making me physically ill

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CAN HE SHUT UP PLEASE

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some screenshots of the wifies answers

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wifies calls parrot darling ohhhhh okay

derapchu, talking about parrot: y'know obviously like, i spend my days with (stutters) x2 but y'know um--yeah that's what i call him, that's what i personally call him no one else calls him that (...)

wifies: well i call him darling, but like y'know okay

derapchu: (laughs) YOOO??

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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projecting my period cramps onto elon musk right now i hope he feels it.

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viktor projecting period cramps onto jayce

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clingy partner

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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over winter break i started making these silly (stupid) arcane comics and ive decided im going to finish them

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My tip for trying to compartmentalize your emotions or desires is to realize when you're using hyperbolic shorthand for an actually realistic desire. I know realizing even that can be difficult sometimes but let me demonstrate

"I wish I was popular" -> I want to be noticed and engaged with, and I need reassurance and the feeling of connection

"I wanna delete my blog and ghost my friends" -> I want to act out in a visible way that expresses how frustrated I am / I feel overwhelmed with connections and need time to cool off

"I wanna do something reckless/dangerous" -> I feel trapped in obligations and am buckling under stress, I need a sufficient outlet and more freedom to exist in peace

Obviously there may be different kinds of feelings or needs under your particular impulses, these are just some fairly common examples of what you could be feeling. The harder part is trying to figure out what it is that causes this impulse, and even harder might be if you don't have control over the situation, and are unable to have your needs met. It's not always your fault if you're feeling bad, but realizing where it stems from can help you seek out new paths to relieve it. This is something I've learnt working in therapy.

The toddler in your heart has valid needs. But it is a toddler and will scream and cry about it. Learn to sit by until it's done and then ask if it wants a juice box or a hug