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okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????

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things i always keep in my backpack: 

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

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Last one

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I love this boy <3

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[Metamorphosis]

Manga spoilers below!!!

The way that Katsuki realized his faults and moved on and changed himself is so amazing and written so well. He’s still got his “gotta win” attitude and angry disposition of course, but at his core, he’s selfless and he’s proved numerous times that he’d give his life to save Izuku and others. (If those two don’t become the greatest heroes together, I swear….🧍‍♀️)

There’s so much more depth to him than the surface level that people usually judge him by. I am sooo excited to see everything animated (despite the pain 🥲) and for people who haven’t read the manga to see how much he can change.

In 362 he was so beautiful and gentle with that last move; it was so different from his usual unhinged self. I just saw so much change and growth from him, hence; metamorphosis 🦋

Thank you for reading this far if you did!!! If anyone wants to talk about the manga dm me lol

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So I’m reading the 5th volume of school briefs

I hate this fucking series

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Katsuki: Today I learned that double stuffed oreos only contain 1.86 times the filling of a regular oreo

Deku: If you round that up what do you get?

Katsuki: 1.9

Deku: Round it up one more time?

Katsuki: 1.9

Deku: One more time?

Katsuki: 1.9

Deku: Can you round it up again. please.

Katsuki: 1.9

Deku: Incredible. but if you don’t mind. can you round it up. again. please.

Katsuki: 1.9

Deku: That concludes our rounding of oreos. Thank you for your time.

Todoroki: but oreos are already round

Deku:

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just bakugou things: thinking about a log

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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online friends are just. i miss you like we’ve met before. you know my family inside and out and none of them know you. the ocean is achingly big but you know i’d cross it for you. you text me good morning as i finish dinner. i wish you could come over for dinner. we have a hundred plans of things to do together and they all feel so far away. i love you as if you were here. for now i’ll love you from here.

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i will turn you into a fucking pdf if you dont stop

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*accidentally realizes i’ve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me