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My mom told me this morning, "you look very androgynous today" and I suddenly became hyper aware of my hair (styled in that classic white boy fashion) my black and white octopus hoodie and jeans

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Ayo, I'm opening emergency commissions to pay for bills next week! I have 7 days to come up with $400! Right now all my commissions are HALF-PRICE until June 1st! Thankyou for boosting this on socials or to friends and family if you aren't able to buy something! 🧡

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be gay, do crimes

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1 Hour ago our foster baby sparky a one month old grey tortoiseshell kitten passed away in my father's arms. Earlier before she had been breathing heavily and we called the emergency foster live but there was morning they could do I was asleep when my mom woke me up and I got to hold her body one last time, when I eventually went back to bed I had one of the first panic attacks of my life. She was the sweetest kitten I had ever seen and would gladly curl up under your chin or in my dogs arms. Give your pets some extra love tonight because she's never got that chance.

Below the cut is the last photo taken off her and some photos from earlier that day of her resting and purring.

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The bowling alley is one of those places that sets off your mind. Going into a bowling alley at night, no one is there, the only things are the rows and rows of identical bowling shoes, each in a slightly different size, you grab a pair, no matter which one you try they are always too big or too small, never a perfect fit, you grab a bowling ball and gently roll it towards the bowling pins, home in run, the screen shows your score, as well as HPs score it always wins, you always leave an offering just in case, the pins are reset and all is returned to its rightful place, you put away the shoes and leave, when you return the next day all is exactly the same.

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Do not flush babies the sign says I turn to the child, I grab, I flush

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This is so important we need to, not only, fight back but also make sure those who are in the wrong realize they are in the wrong or else it will just keep going.

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we should buy people in mushroom coffins and plant trees on their graves

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when i die I want to be buried without a casket and for someone to plant a single weeping willow tree over my grave

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Every "are you gay quiz" is just:

Are you gay?

|Yes| |No|

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I don't self harm because I like the pain I self harm because I like the scars, I don't self harm when I'm sad or lonely, I self harm when I'm overwhelmed with happiness and I'm afraid I'll never be able to feel this way again,I self harm because I'm afraid I won't remember what it feels like to be happy, I self harm because another day I can sit in my room and look at the paintings of flesh and scars and remember the happiness I've felt before and remember I can feel this way again.

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How many days do you sit waiting for someone to fix you before you realize you can fix yourself?

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I was at the arboretum with my younger brother and this guy asked us if we wanted to see a magic trick, me and my brother say yes and he reaches into his hoodie pocket and pulls out a fucking bunny and then he reaches in with his other have and pulls out ANOTHER FUCKING BUNNY. We got to hold them, they were so fluffy.

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A kid in my class pronounced Daedalus as daddy-less and I almost died.

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Me taking of my bra: mmm free the titties

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I've been watching the whole marvel series with my mom and every time I know loki will be in a movie I just start chanting

"loki loki loki loki loki"

(Also goOSE)

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bucky would totally wear cargo pants, his whole closet would just be cargo pants.