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[RANT] Anyone who knows me knows I am VERY extra about birthdays. I like buying presents, I like preparing, I like celebrating, I am the most ✨extra✨ when it comes to birthdays. Atlas turned four today and the fact I could not spoil him like mad, upset me more in this stupid pandemic than I thought. Mentioned it to Lauren, asked if she could maybe give him treats or something to celebrate it ‘for’ me and she said she would. Just received a series of picture where this actual BABE of a best friend went fucking extra and got him his favourite things and put candles on it. He is probably confused, she is probably tired and I am definitely very, very grateful and happy (and a bit emotional). Thanks for being extra when I can’t be, @laurencarmel - I appreciate you. 🖤 (at Norwich, Norfolk) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMDIZf6BGzmB_mQ4KJ3-sUs9H7QKCKRJ00tCF40/?igshid=i1bmewod7f9t

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What a decent day, lads. (at The Ivy Norwich Brasserie) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9KeF8HlDHaFEVmj8B-FqHC7oo91qj10GFeBpo0/?igshid=1qjt24b43rn31

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#GE2019 | TAYLOR SWIFT

Just in case you missed it, @taylorswift mentioned the UK General Election on her Insta story. As a Belgian living and working in the UK (and a massive Taylor fan, bring on Hyde Park!), this really lifted my spirits because:

- this election will be the most important one in our lifetime

- a LOT depends on tactical voting, which is mainly being done / going to be done by Millennials and Gen Z

- the fact Taylor is politically engaged and aware enough of the shambles that is UK politics at the moment, is mental.

If she has fans in marginal seat that go out and vote tactically because of her today, that is huge. Hoping and praying she has the same effect on UK citizens as she had on potential voters during the US 2k18 midterms (160K registrations within 48 hours of her endorsing Democrats).

Come on, UK Swifties. YOU CAN DO IT! (Please do it. My anxiety has been a really gross constant since 23/6/16.

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Body Positivity!

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#when u realize 2000 was almost 20 years ago

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If you think I set an alarm for 4:00 UK time to get amped for @taylorswift releasing Christmas Tree Farm at 5:00, you would be correct.

The ONLY Christmas song that matters this year, you guys.

(Also: AS IF Scooter uploaded her entire Christmas catalogue to the BLMG YouTube channel - saddo. Scoot scoot away, huns)

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Did you know that 27 October is #NationalBlackCatDay? Did you know that black cats take twice as long to be adopted from animal shelters than their ginger tabby cousins? Did you know many cultures will avoid black cats as the plague because they supposedly bring bad luck? I think I’ve been very lucky to have Atlas in my life. Please consider donating to the RSPCA/Blue Cross today to help cute cats like Atlas wake up their family at stupid o’ clock at night and eat their hair ties. #Atlassi https://www.instagram.com/p/B4HN2KKFM7DHGnAE9iChL5WspB38QjaCR1P6MQ0/?igshid=1gbrepjmp8rel

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My ultimate ride or die for the past six years but neither of us have the proper paperwork and also we are very much alive. xo #lay #friendiversary https://www.instagram.com/p/B3xid8lhrztHJ86uISnvyLlqZKMlHoq5u2Bc780/?igshid=1lu6pbiyll4up

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Just watching @the_politician with this little peanut. 🖤 #atlassi https://www.instagram.com/p/B3pszdGhc3IsPTekiX4KS9Vqmhjzw8sALOknkI0/?igshid=143bmr0pi4i2e

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You don’t know how much you need a gospel-ish song from @pink until you see her perform “I am here” in front of 80K people. She’s divine. #playthisatmyfuneral (at Wembley Stadium) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzccDeqhJ-C/?igshid=14w8qt6nmtlb0

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When a woman dies, her organs cannot be used without her explicit, written consent. When a woman is alive, her body is governed by strangers who decide what she can do with it, when/where and how. We have reached a point where women have more autonomy over their bodies when they are dead than when they are alive. Stop. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxjm36zIYSq3TW4o3lr1_T0lvysYst8pz1fgZ00/?igshid=6f0s8yv4s9fc

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Jeri Hogarth + text posts 

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Four hours into 2018 and keeping the tradition of NYE sofa naps ALIVE. (2012-) ✨

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I met my best friend four years ago in LDN, and this is what the sky looked like that night. Four years later and you’re still my lighthouse in the storm. 💙 #LayDay #friendiversary

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I love all cats but I love some more than others. #Atlassi

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What happened, is a disgrace. #StillWithHer