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this is my toxic place. i actually really dont care im an awful bastard yeah whatever thats sort of what this websites forlike this blog is literally just my private journal at this point so just like ignore it
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what is it with fanfictions making characters being total snobs about tea i refuse to believe any normal person has ever been like that in real life
#not only are they weird and posh about the sort#like you can barely tell the difference seriously#like you can get a different sort type for variety or whatever but it's not like it makes any actual difference#also like good or bad tea seriously#i mean as long as the milk isn't off#and it's actually got milk and sugar and tea in it and isn't cold#and you don't use green tea by accident but put milk in#or peppermint tea with milk#anyway why are they all so bloody pretentious#it's actually funny is that just them trying to write posh people or are they just trying to fill up space on the page#like I clearly am here talking about this non thing for who knows what reason
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what the fuck how can the thought have even occurred to me that i might want to get to finishing uni and having a job
#of course it's all total rubbish#but how did that even occur#just cause id have a job wouldn't mean any more people would talk to me#probably less#plus the hours urgh I'd have to actually work#i wouldn't even have time to anything i wanted#and then I'd have to put in actual effort or be fired#not like the government cares whether I'm doing my uni work or not#i wonder how many people my age are so bloody unemployed they've literally never had a job#on one hand it's fucking pathetic#on the other im a big smug#or relieved#certainly lucky#that i even managed to get this far without actually doing anything#except for like signing up for uni#but most people in t his situation get a bloody job anyway#cause they actually consider the bloody future and aren't so ridiculously bloody lazy
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last year when i wasnt doing whatever assignment i came up with a concept of how to make myself do stuff which involved having someone standing in the room and pointing a gun at my head and honestly i think the idea still stands
#though it might have involved paying them which sort of defeats the point#course i could always just piss them off so much they want to#one thing im good at after all#but theyd probably make me pay for the gun and the liscence#then shoot me before i got any of it done#though actually now that i think of it that might work out for the best#sorry i was unable to do this assignment cause someone shot me in the head#well if i was lucky they might miss and only get my foot
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先週末電車の駅の「M&S」に高いコーヒーを盗んだ。それから食べ物を食べるから、再び気持ちが少し悪かった。でもコーヒーを盗むのが良かった。
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maybe i could even eventually talk/write myself into existence
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the urge to write down every single thought and memory and everything you have on here just so it exists
#I mean really the only identity anyone has is made of that#and when you never get to actually talk in real life#well you have to express it somewhere and i am I bit sick of that all just being in my head
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now if only it was possible to make money just from making people hate you
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urgh i cant fucking think
#actually all i can do is think#what i can do is do anything of the many things im meant to bloody do#fucking hell#bad at living indeed#if I spent a bit less time doing nothing but think about the most useless things possible#well then#bloody hell
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what is it with me one phone call with a doctor that actually fucking pissed me off, and suddenly im like australia australia australia
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#I'm only reblogging this cause I knew it would be australian before turning the sound on or looking at the tags#like no way that wasnt bunnings#or one of the other ones#maybe on second thoughts it was a bit bloody obvious#but I was a bit surprised when I turned the noise on and was right
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i havent even drunk any coffee for days this is what having stuff you have to do does to you
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no fucking clue whether i dont have anything to do or i have too much to do
#actually i do its too much#well actually a totally reasonable amount way less than most people#but fuck if im doing any of it#i send one email and then feel like ive done enough#except that theres everything i havent done i cant even think of what it all fucking is#and now all i fucking feel like doing is writing about all my fucking feelings on fucking tubmlr#which could be done just as well in a private journal#but oh that wouldnt be so fucking satisfying would it#the appeal of this is that people technically could see they just dont#well no fucking wonder im having trouble with those fucking forms#if id actually fucking got to them at a reasonable fucking time then maybe a two month fucking waiting time wouldnt#be too much of a fucking problem
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fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell
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#lol as if#no im from australia i really have no right to complain about countries that have public transport#it's actually my favourite thing about the uk#other than the whether#that said why the fuck is it fucking privatised#ridiculously fucking expensive#in Australia government owns all public transport one app one price students automattically get half fucking off#course the downside is if you don't live in the city there isn't any#only no one else there complains cause they all have bloody cars or live in the bloody city#also i haven't mentioned the delays and cancellations in the uk yet#fucking rail replacement buses they don't even give you a bloody refund#actually I'm not that pissed off at the public transport (in the uk that is) complainings just satisfying#the healthcare systems of both countries though#fucking hell#though this post did remind me to at least apply for compensation for last weekend
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why should i give a shit about what taylor swift does i dont know her i dont vote for her and i don't buy stuff from her but also whats with her trying to be pretentious and emotional shes sort of shit at it she should stick to being obnoxious and pissed off its the one thing shes good at
#taylor swift#why the fuck am I making posts about a bloody singer fucking hell#but I saw a post about some discourse about her and dramas fun to hear about#while being totally irrelevant to anything#but since I've actually started listening to music and heard some of her songs#i do like a few of them but all the ones where she tries to be sad and emotional are actual shit
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sometimes youve just got to be flattered though
#oh look someone acknowledged my existence but it's just to complain about me#yeah well maybe I'd actually prefer that huh
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