#fucking hell

[typicalbrainchaos]

[hedwig221b]

I finished my Parrish POV au × toxic sterek

Y'all...

Y'ALL... IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!!! here's and excerpt:

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Hale arched his eyebrows. “Oh, so now you are saying I’m loving him wrong?” He chuckled incredulously. “That your infatuation with him is purer?”

Jordan took a step forward and thrust a finger into his own chest. “What I feel is love. I would’ve never touched him if he refused me. I would never— never…” he choked on desperate anger. “I do not know what is going on in your feral mind but that—” he pointed at the door, “is not love.”

Hale listened to all of it with his head lying on the back of the couch and his eyes closed. At last, he hummed. “Do not tell me you haven’t imagined how his face would look like in passion.”

Jordan choked on air, paled, and then immediately flushed with heat.

Wolf smirked, not opening his eyes as if he knew the answer already. “Yeah. You did. He goes all rosy in the cheeks. Opens his pretty mouth — it’s so sinful, isn't it? — and oh, the sounds he makes—”

“Stop.”

Hale shrugged. “I am just reminding you that Stiles is married. To me. All you can do is imagine, and I get to do all of those things you’re dreaming of to him. Yes, I know. I know everything you and others think,” he opened his eyes and leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. His smile was despicable in its selfishness. “I know what you dream of when you look at his lips—”

“Stop it.” Jordan shook his head.

“— because I am the same as you,” the wolf ignored him. “I imagined everything you did, it’s just happened that my dream became the life that I get to live. He is here,” he tapped his own temple, “and here,” he tapped his chest. “And you would have to kill me to get us separated.”

[maxcuntstappen]

Seems like RBR has been attending the Toto Wolff’s Fumbling Bad Bitches school

[bakubunny]

….hear me out

so we talk about daddy shota…and uncle hizashi….but what if…it was daddy shinso and uncle denki.

tw: daddy kink, fauxcest, implied age play, diaper wearing.

ugh. starr i’m fucking dizzy over this.

the big thing is that in some ways shinkami are a bit meaner than erasermic. they tease more and in general like to see you riled up. erasermic can be that way, but they’re more laid back about it….

daddy hitoshi loves to see you teased. he’ll put you in something cute; pretty lingerie, maybe a nice outfit with a cute lil pull up of your favorite heroes. but your skirt is so short. :( uncle denki can peek that padded tush of yours any time you turn around if he leans down a little bit. they grope you so much while they do whatever - play games, catch up, do case work, etc. you think it’s kind of sweet at first that they’re so affectionate, but it’s really just to get you hot and bothered. :(

toshi also loves to watch while you’re tied up and helpless. :( denki’s got your legs shaking for the nth time with his mouth and then his hands and then finally his dick because it’s adorable when you squirm. meanwhile toshi borders between sweet and sarcastic when he coos about how pretty you are, all covered and filled with their cum and spit, or totally fucked out of your mind.

in general, uncle denki is so good to you. he loves to shower you with affection, loves to whisper sweet things that make your thighs clench. he spoils you absolutely rotten when daddy’s not around and he won’t get scolded for it. but in those moments he gets out of line, daddy toshi is quick to put denki in his place…. there’s a hierarchy in toshi’s house, and he is at the top.

uncle denki also loves to watch. he groans and fucks his fist desperately when hitoshi has you folded in half. loves to see how you shudder, hear you whine when you’re on daddy’s lap. he even loves to eat your ass pussy while you have toshi in your mouth. he’s a real sweetheart. :(

[borderlinebelle]

Add something, if you’d like

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

[kalamity-jayne]

One of the revelations from CEO Matt's public meltdown over trans women that isn't really being talked about much but is nevertheless mindblowing to me:

WHAT IN THE CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK!?!?!

Like, did everyone else already know that there was apparently someone on moderation who was effectively bounty hunting trans women and I'm just the last to know or what?

[be-a-snake-stab-your-brother]

OKAY BUT THE CALLBACK TO THE THE FIRST THOR MOVIE

Anyone remember the theme the first time we had a broken bridge and Loki? Death and destruction.

And now? Life and creation.

[txttletale]

across the NATO bloc we are faced with a political class who are openly and loudly cheering on a genocide that they are funding and enabling. this is the political reality of the "developed world"

[casmybelovedass]

YEAH NO-

[typicalbrainchaos]

⚠️⚠️TW:// DISTRESSING VIDEO: INGURED AND DISTRESSED CHILD.

The carpet bombing started in Rafah

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[animentality]

Y'all PAID for this fucking app???? What the FUCK

[morningstarv3nus]

Fucking Hell this was amazing

[p1xelpc]

yet another reminder that disabled adults are adults.

[thissuckshoe]

I can’t wait for that moment to come

[leo-bandito]

lineup fer an AU I've been slowly rotating in my head for a month or so.... sniles....