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my eyes are up here but down there are my boobs so it's your choice really

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they need to invent a way to have hair that doesn't make me want to kill myself

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innerbloom.nails on ig

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woops my hand slipped

Vergil

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Graham crackers are so stupid good. Thank you to Mr Graham or whoever

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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meeting up

by saucypaws https://linktr.ee/saucypaws

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studies etc

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

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Posted with permission from the artist @ xm0therduckerx

You can find the original on Twitter.

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my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month

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one nothingburger please no tomatoes no pickles no onions no lettuce no cheese no sauce no patty no buns no wrapper & quit your job and shut down the restaurant while youre at it & fries on the side please

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riddler in the community jail after being arrested by batman, listening to two-face and penguin discuss robbing banks and smuggling weapons while he hasn't made a profit from crime in 3 years because he spends all his money on abandoned tunnels, building materials, and green paint