deftones-enthusiast

[deftones-enthusiast]

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work

[deftones-enthusiast]

writing what this silly hc thing says because i'm bored #1

“I’m sorry to ask this, Asui, but—what exactly are these?” Iida asks, staring directly at the lump of batter staring back at him. He isn’t sure what she was trying to create with them.

“Cupcakes,” Tsuyu replies, having the audacity to sound bored as she drums her fingers against the marble counter. “Todoroki said you liked cupcakes, so I decided to make them. I thought you would like it.”

“No—no, I do like them,” Iida says hurriedly, desperately trying to save Tsuyu from the embarrassment she is not currently experiencing. “It’s just, I’m not sure if they're edible—”

Tsuyu then proceeds to shove the batter-made monstrosity into her mouth with the help of her tongue. Iida gasps, horrified as Tsuyu says, “They taste edible enough to me.”

Iida wastes no time in unlocking his phone, tapping furiously at it. “Oh dear, I fear we may need to call an ambulance. Tell me, Asui, are you feeling ill in any way—

"I feel fine."

This cycle repeated not long after, with Tsuyu consuming multiple of the half-baked cupcakes with a look of casual indifference. It is said by a paramedic that Iida fainted after a few of his classmates offered to sample a few.