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[degen-hikkikomori]

So, what's your type? Hm?

[degen-hikkikomori]

A message??

ParsleyShears: hey

ParsleyShears: I know you're online, quit jacking off and answer me

Hikkikomori: sorry, I couldn't hear you from my stack of beautiful women and their pillowy bosoms

ParsleyShears: man, gross. And we both know you aren't getting laid.

Hikkikomori: what had you blowing your top today?

ParsleyShears: I saw him in class. He's trying out for sports.

Hikkikomori: ah, your "secret admiree"?

ParsleyShears: don't be a dick, Hikki.

Hikkikomori: modus operatus.

ParsleyShears: WHATEVER.

[degen-hikkikomori]

If you're a god why no bitches/j

You don't have time for memes. You do know you have a message from your favorite forum.

[degen-hikkikomori]

Your name is OMORI. You like to fap and play old games.