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if I gave birth to a monster baby and lived you could literally never tell me shit I’m that bitch
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I know that’s right you better read them
not to be salty on main but the way some of y’all be so quick to want to write out jasper “empath” hale being the youngest major of an army that actively supported the enslavement of black people than to acknowledge how insanely racist it was for meyer to play the “native boy assaults white girl and the white saviors get his ass for it” trope with jake and that the main reason ppl fw with seth so much (and shit on leah) is bc of his lack of response to the shit the cullens pull like-
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As soon as I start feeling bad for the Cullens I remember they would all call me a slur 🥰
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i don't think i will actually
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I have to constantly remind myself to rewrite they not cousins.
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Blackwater for the ship bingo?
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blackwater is complicated for me bc I’ve seen it done really well in fanfics, and I do think that smeyer set us up for a blackwater ending in bd only to blow up the relationship they formed with jacob imprinting on renegade. but I also understand why people wouldn’t ship them.
I feel like under the right conditions (years post bd, rewriting their interactions prior to bd, actually establishing their actual age difference since the narrative tends to be contradictory, etc) blackwater could work. and I’d love for them to work bc jacob and leah really have been my faves since the very beginning (and ultimately the pillars of my bisexuality lmfaooo). but like with most twilight characters, they’d need a lot of character development first.
send me a ship!
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I accidentally replied to something twilight related on my p*rn account sigh. If you seen that…no you didn’t
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I feel like I’m owed an apology for witnessing the DISGUSTING amount of Leah/ Jasper fics a while back.
Any Leahx Vampire really
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The way white people don’t be having they cousins back like us.
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the cullens: the denalis are our cousins and we love them a lot ❤️
the cullens after irina got killed by the volturi:
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I come back and see white none sense. Y’all finna make me leave again lol
let’s just pretend that jasper himself is not a bigot but like was forced by his family to join the confederacy or something not because smelter wanted to sprinkle in more spicy racism
i am not in the business of ignoring racism to make white fans more comfortable actually
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It kinda goes to show that sometimes platonic or friendship can be way more intimate than romantic love in Smeyers case. I don’t understand why Jacob had to be such an asshole toward the end of the book, she ruined a good thing
I think one of the most compelling aspects of New Moon, for me, outside of the obvious found family with Jacob and the wolf pack, is how good that whole part is in the context of the rest of the series.
Smeyer is… not a very good writer. Obviously, the draw for readers has never been her prose. My New Moon reread in 2021 has me in pain over a LOT of the dialogue and writing choices. But there’s something so special about the middle chunk of New Moon, a fresh of breath air as Bella and Jacob not only learning about each other, but the world, too: they go motorbiking, hiking and jake even promises to take her cliff jumping. There is always a healthy amount of worry between the two. 
And inbetween that, it’s moments like these just feel so healthy, like a refuge from everything else in the Twilight saga.
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From Bella never feeling like Jacob’s inferior, never feeling like she has to work to be worthy of Jacob, to how natural their friendship and happiness is. It’s so cathartic and in such stark contrast to Edward, and his relationship to Bella. 
Edward, always perfect and beautiful and hiding things from Bella out of misguided worry, always something unreachable to her. Their relationship is cold. Distant. And I know it’s there because Stephanie Meyer Mormon Chastity, but it never reads that way. Bella always wants more, wants to be more. Because she feels like she needs to catch up to Edward. And Edward never seeks more, punishing the both of them if they ever do.
Despite their being lovers, they’re never intimate. Physically or emotionally. Intimacy like Jacob noticing the small things about Bella without her ever having to say so.
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We never get this in the rest of the series, with Edward. Small moments where Bella is known, and is loved for it. Jacob not only notices these things, but remembers. And he’s never unkind for it, just accommodating. 
The rest of the series is just wish fulfilment hot rich boyfriend bullshit extravaganza. Bella is showered with material gifts: Edward’s ring, a new car, a new house. Nothing she ever truly wanted or needed.
What she needed, what was the true wish fulfilment, is like Jacob giving Bella a hand-crafted bracelet for her graduation. Something small and not worth much, but it means so much more to Bella. She wants love, not riches.
Bella says Jake is there to “fill the hole left by Edward” but, really, what he’s doing is helping her to heal and providing shelter from her trauma with the Cullens. He’s not masking her pain the way Edward does, fucking vapourising her trauma with his mere existence.
All of this is why it’s so bizarre to me that Smeyer wrote however many hundred pages of this only to inexplicably completely turn Bella and Jake’s dynamic on its head, because now Jacob is just another ridiculously strong supernatural monster that hurts Bella and vies for her affections. The fact that this Jacob - sunny, human - and the werewolf Jacob - colder, crueller - are written in the same book is just baffling to me.
I don’t have a point, exactly, but I think the existence of these pages and Jake is the reason a lot of fans liked Twilight enough for it to cross over from “like” to “obsession”, or in my case, hyperfixation special interest double whammy wombo combo brainhell.
And that’s kind of the tragedy of the series, I think. Of all the lost potential, I think these pages really encapsulate the limited good that Smeyer is capable of, and that she chooses to destroy.
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These mf had chemistry the whole time???? That’s so foul
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Who had the idea to cut this from the movie? I just wanna talk
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the thing i hate most about midnight sun is how it makes edward breaking up with bella completely premeditated. not only did he know that he was going to leave her in a year or so while saying he'd be around forever, he knew exactly how much pain it would cause her when he left.
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Hey y’all so I actually am a TikTok creator ans I wanna talk about twilight cause duh
I am a Libra and I don’t know how to decision sooo please reblog with any topics y’all want me to tackle!
Thank youuuuuuuu
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My 14 year old ass like wayment. What y’all mean these 13 year olds finna fight too?
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collin and brady joining the wolf pack over the holiday season because the cullens just had to invite all their vampire friends to town
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Domestic terrorist masterpost
Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.
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Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.
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Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.
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Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.
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Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.
Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.
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I don’t understand why Charlie still likes Alice after New Moon. From Charlie’s perspective it looks like Alice also just abandoned her. Like Charlie doesn’t know that Edward told Alice to not talk to Bella. Charlie should think Edward and Alice are equally shitty. 
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Not me hearing the tags lol
bella really woke up on this morning and chose violence
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